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How are kids similar to food?

If you don't care for them when they are fresh, they become spoiled.

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What do new packages of medicines and many aquariums and zoos have in common?

They have seals.

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What do labor unions have to do with your son's friends sleeping over?

Boy cots.

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What is it called when the earth shakes around a duck farm?

An earth quack.

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Why is a popsicle made of mist so interesting?

It's mistacle.

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Why shouldn't you ask questions to sugar cane that is fused together?

Because it is canefused.

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What did Bill realize when he stood in the field at dawn?

As he looked OVER the morning DEW, he realized he shouldn't rush and OVERDO the things he hadn't done yet, though they seemed OVERDUE.

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What do call someone who is very stitious?

Superstitious.

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What position in the armed forces is just below Marine?

Submarine.

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What do geese and cars have in common?

They both honk.

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What do you call and aunt that doesn't like people?

Aunt Tipathy

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What kind of scientist studies bubbles?

A fizz-a-cist.

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