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Why did Sophia put on makeup?

She thought it was pretty imporant.

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What do you call birds who go to a house of worship?

Birds of pray.

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Did Emily like living near the water?

She shore did.

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What is it called when carpets are dropped out of planes?

Carpet bombing.

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Why didn't Gary want to walk too far for ideas?

Because then they would be far-fetched.

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What is a newspaper that puts you asleep called?

The snooze news.

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What kind of tails come with a list of specifics?

Details.

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What is one result of inflation?

Goodbye to good buys.

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What happened when the paint Jerry took spilled on his hands?

He was caught red handed.

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What is it called when trumpet players play their trumpets in response to each other?

A toot for a toot.

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What do people in the US say when they want to use the metric system?

Take me to your litre.

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How did John like his job as a bartender?

He found it very pouring.

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