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What is the shadow of peapod called?

A podcast.

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Where can one fall?

One can fall asleep, fall in love, fall down, fall ill, and fall into a trap.

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Why should you take a sharp pencil seriously?

It has a good point.

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What is a course called where you learn to be a doctor with material you get in the mail?

A post doctorate.

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What do you have when you remove the red lines?

love

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What is the letter O called when it acts strange?

A weirdo.

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What do you call ticks that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly ticks.

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What's another name for Shakespeare in the Park, that does not charge an entrance fee?

Free Will.

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What is another name for misleading and dangerous advertising?

Ad vice.

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What does a person say who lives in a suite of rooms in a hotel?

Home suite home.

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Why was the farm worker disappointed?

He thought he was promised a good salary, but they gave him a good celery.

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Why didn't the actor work on Passover?

He couldn't have any roles.

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