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How did the mouse respond when the cat invited him to play?

What's the catch?

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What was done wrong here?

Someone put all their eggs in one basket.

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What was Bill's nickname after he was able to drive to avoid the tornado?

Mister "missed the twister".

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What hour is a good time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty (2:30).

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How is the metric system similar to a guy going on a date?

They both involve a 'meet her'.

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What does a website have in common with a tightrope walker?

They're both online.

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What are US Treasury Bonds called that move around a lot?

Vaga-Bonds.

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When one spouse says, 'I've had it up to here', what can the other spouse say?

What is 'it' and where is 'here'?

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How do you describe an exciting job in advertising?

It's an ad-venture.

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What did the father tell his son who wanted to travel?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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What is a child called that walks and talks?

A walkie talkie.

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Why did Bill avoid using sucking candies?

He didn't want to be considered a sucker.

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