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Though Joe was a great pitcher, why did he insist on playing other positions on the baseball team?

He didn't want to be pitch-in holed.

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After someone stole Bobby's clothes while he was swimming, did he get home without people seeing him?

Yes, but just barely.

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Why did Jimmy wonder where the planet Noyd is?

Because his mother said she was a Noyd.

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Why is it difficult to build submarines?

Whatever you build is sub-standard.

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Why did Rose like the weekend?

Because the weekdays made her weak, and the weekend made her strong again.

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What is a doctor called that treats conditions caused by ticks?

A tick doc.

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What is the difference between a lawsuit, a birthday, and politics?

A lawsuit has 2 parties, a birthday has 1 party, and politics has many parties.

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What is it called when a city is overrun by cats?

A cat-astrophe.

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What jail do bad jokes go to?

The pun-itentiary.

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What do spiders and Google have in common?

They use the web.

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How do you describe a seagull that believes everything you say?

Gullible.

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Why is moving from one house to another like fighting?

Because it involves boxing.

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