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Why didn't Martha like having pet ducks?

She found they weren't what they were quacked up to be.

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Why were the students inspired by their teacher to try their best to spell words correctly?

They were spell bound.

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What is this?

The leaning tower of pizza.

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Why did Andrea want to date a writer?

She was looking for Mr. Write.

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What is a very strange flea market called?

A bizarre bazaar.

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How did the ferris wheel owner feel about having almost no customers?

He felt like he was just spinning his wheels.

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Will wind turbines be successful in producing clean energy?

The answer is blowing in the wind.

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What was Bill's reaction when he found a hole in the wall of the outhouse?

"I need that like a hole in the head'.

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What can you take when you are hot?

You can take a shower, a bath, or a swim.

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What are flies that hang around a clock called?

Time flies.

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What did Sylvia say when her lunch fell down a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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What US city has a name similar to this?

Little Rock

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