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What does this represent?

Making N's meet.

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If you put blue berries deep in the ground, what are they called?

Very buried berries.

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How did Bill's hitch-hiking trip go when nobody gave him a ride?

It went without a hitch.

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What is a price war and an advertising war between stores called?

Retailiation.

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How did Nancy feel when the lemon-sugar pie she made fell on the floor?

It was a bitter-sweet experience.

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What did the person who slept on a hard surface say when waking up?

I hardly slept.

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Why did Beth get so upset when there was only one straw left in the dining room, and someone else took it?

Because that was the last straw!

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What's a good motto for an internet store?

It's better to be online than on line.

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What would happen if Earth was attacked by giant spiders from outer space?

A world wide web.

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What is a newspaper that puts you asleep called?

The snooze news.

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What relative did Bill Royd name the phone operating system after?

Aunt Royd.

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What spice did Betty avoid adding to recipes?

Because she felt people didn't taste it, it was a waste of Thyme.

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