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Why can't you trust a school system that has no one running the schools?

They have no principles.

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What is a jacket without curves?

A strait jacket.

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If before marriage a man is incomplete, what is he after he gets married?

He's finished.

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Why is sitting sometimes difficult?

You have to sit down and sit up at the same time.

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How would you describe Luke Skywalker if he's not that friendly?

Luke warm.

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What was the double-jointed acrobat very good at?

Patting himself on the back.

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Why didn't Maxine like using coupons that could be torn out of magazines?

She thought they were a rip-off.

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Why did Milton Berle say he is going to stop turning around?

Because every time he turns around, another year goes by.

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When Nancy suggested putting grated cheese on the salad, what was everyone's reaction?

They thought it was grate.

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How did Patty feel about her wonderful female cat?

She was purr-fect.

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If you travel through many seas, what sea has the money?

The currency.

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What French Queen did not advocate dieting?

Marie Antoinette said 'Let them eat cake.'

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