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What is a drug store located in an attic called?

A drug attic.

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What was Ava's reaction when the jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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What do you get when you find someone you want to marry?

You get married.

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Why did Amanda enjoy re-reading books by James Joyce?

She liked re-Joyce-ing.

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What do the words pigment, canvas, and paintbrush all have in common?

They are all terms of art.

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Do clothes hanging out to dry use the internet?

Yes, they're online.

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Why did Martha practice drawing lions?

Her therapist said that there were times she had to get better at drawing the lion.

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What is someone who can keep a secret called?

A secretary.

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Why did Jim feel bad when he heard that the US will stop making pennies?

He thought it didn't make cents.

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What does a penthouse have in common with the lead article in a magazine?

They are both a cover story.

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What do you call a seamstress that doesn't know how to sew?

A seemstress.

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What did Mrs. Gard call it when she changed her twin babies?

The changing of the Gards.

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