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What is the difference between a park and a mental institution?

The park has cycle paths.

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Why are people who used to be perts very smart?

Because they are ex-perts.

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Why did Bill bring a hammer to the party?

He thought it might be useful to break the ice during conversations.

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Why was the newborn baby bored?

Because his mother just bore him.

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What do you call a crockpot that is broken?

A crackpot.

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When Arnie said that he preferred to learn accordion rather than piano, what were his parents reaction?

They changed his music teacher accordingly.

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How do we know that the Almighty is a baseball fan?

His first book starts, 'In the big inning'.

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Why did Linda name her dogs Rolex and Timex?

They were her watch dogs.

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How do you describe a water dispenser that is broken?

It's out of order, and it's out of water.

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What kind of injury does one have be careful about on Halloween?

Getting a boo boo.

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Why did Avigail get mad when her 10 year old daughter put on lipstick?

Because it made her see red.

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How did David feel about praying in a talis?

It was a fringe benefit.

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