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How did Bertha feel about the numbers 3, 5, 7, and 9?

She thought they were odd.

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What do you call a website that tells you one fact after another?

A factory.

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What is the name of a memoir of the day-to-day tasks of someone who milks cows?

Daily dairy diary.

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What gift does the soccer player not like to receive?

He doesn't like ties, he prefers to get victories.

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What position in the armed forces is just below Marine?

Submarine.

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What do discount stores and farewell parties have in common?

They have a lot of good buys.

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When the class made a puppet show, why did they buy a bag of rolls?

Because each puppet had a different roll.

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What organic compounds are similar to people who like teenagers?

Proteins.

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Why do female sheep often have an identity crisis?

Because they think, "I am a ewe".

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What do you call a place where you can relax and sort things out?

A re-sort.

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What day do armies go off to battle?

March forth.

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Why do violinists put rosin on their violin bows?

It makes the violins rosin-ate.

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