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What was Benjamin Franklin's reaction when lightening struck his kite?

He found it enlightening.

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Why did the town call itself Vincible?

Because they knew that people want to be in Vincible.

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What room does Batman live in?

The Bat-room.

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Why was Beverly annoyed at the large window?

Because it was a big pane.

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When Andrea lost her ring, what did her husband suggest?

Try calling it, and see if it rings.

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When everyone quit the baseball league except Joe, why wasn't Joe upset?

Because now he was in a league all by himself.

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Why does the calendar have a good social life?

It has a lot of dates.

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When Maxine was offered wine, what did she answer that was misinterpreted?

Wine, not.

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What is it called when fishermen connect their nets together to catch fish?

An internet.

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How does a person's body change when he's curious?

He becomes all ears.

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What do you call dew that stays on the grass and doesn't disappear?

Resi dew that is over dew.

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What happened to Cynthia when she was in Hollywood and hit her head?

She saw stars.

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