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Why did Bill eat ice cream every day?

It cooled him down when so many things made his blood boil.

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What can be said about nurses who help patients with intravenous feeding?

Their work is in vein.

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What is similar between estimates and baseball players?

They both involve ball park figures.

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What is it called when police do a search without a search warrant?

Un-warranted.

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What is the hardest thing about making a sidewalk?

The cement.

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Why did Max pick up his glass of wine?

He wanted to lift his spirits.

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When something breaks, what can can be done before it's fixed?

A prefix.

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Why did Marsha like to read on the steps of the NY Public Library?

She believed that for meaning, you have to read between the lions.

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How did Beth like her job ironing shirts?

She was ironing bored.

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How do you convey to someone that you feel connected to them as a human being?

You manity.

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What kind of tea commands respect?

Authora tea.

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In a group of rabbits, how far are they from each other?

A hare's breath.

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