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What chess term refers to a marriage that needs to be re-invigorated?

Stalemate.

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What is the study of the family history of Genies called?

Genie-ology.

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Why did Alan give a tip to the bartender?

Because he felt tipsy.

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Why is a popsicle made of mist so interesting?

It's mistacle.

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What is similar between paying for a meal and ducks?

They both have bills.

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Why did Jerry Teck become a computer programmer?

Because people always said to him 'Hi Teck'.

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Why did Beverly learn knot tying?

She wanted to tie the knot, and get married.

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What happened to Bill?

He tripped while he was on a trip.

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What is a prosecutor that doesn't respect defendants rights called?

A persecutor.

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Why did Emily like making her bed in the morning?

Because then she felt like she had it made.

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What do you call an alligator who is a detective?

An investigator.

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When John proposed to Joan, what playing card did he look like to Joan?

The King of Hearts.

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