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How would you describe a woman in trouble, if all you can identify is her dress?

A damsel in this dress.

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What did Martha says when the box of cookies fell?

That's the way the cookies crumble.

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Why did they come up with the phrase 'The Fastest Gun In The West'?

They wanted a slogan for a fast gun.

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What do you call a duck that is a bad doctor?

A quack.

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Where did Joe and his friends go first when they got to the party?

They tried to beat each other to the punch.

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How do the bags in the supermarket feel?

They are fit to be tied.

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What did Gil's back say when he returned from a trip?

I'm back.

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How did Beth feel when she finally found the cover to the pot?

She was relieved that the pot is recovered.

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Why did Ben find it so easy to sleep?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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Where did Maxine put all her bottles of water?

In the water closet.

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Was Anna a vegetarian?

Actually, she was vague on if she was a vegan.

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When a foreman has a child, what does he become?

A forefather.

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