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Why did Bill eat ice cream every day?

It cooled him down when so many things made his blood boil.

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How did Angela feel when she saw a rattlesnake in the park?

She felt rattled.

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What happens if a cat falls into vinegar?

It becomes a sourpuss.

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What time do people go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty.

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Why did the thief who wanted to repent always do things very quickly?

He didn't want to hold people up.

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Where do pharmaceuticals go that don't need a prescriptinon?

They're over the counter.

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What do you call flies that are attracted to the smell of thyme?

Thyme flies.

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After Joe's dog Spot ran away, why was his house cleaner?

Because it was Spot-less.

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When it rains, how are trees and grass similar to people?

They enjoy taking a shower.

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How did Beth feel when Harry kept asking her out?

She felt harried.

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What is a good name for a company that certifies bones for dogs to chew on?

Bone-a-fide

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What does this represent?

Making N's meet.

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