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Why was Emily very careful when she made right and left turns with the car?

Because one good turn deserves another.

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What can you say about an elevator's day?

It has its ups and downs.

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Why did Evelyn dislike being near chickens?

Because they used fowl language.

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Why couldn't Melissa figure out Eddie Edwards?

To her, he was Mister E.

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What can you take when you want some exercize?

You can take a walk.

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If FedEx merged with UPS, what would the new company be called?

Fed Up.

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How is a meal like archery?

It's best when it hits the spot.

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Why are all fish stores in Finland kosher?

Because they have Finns and scales.

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What name for cigarettes describes the harm they do?

Sick-arettes.

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Why did the editor wear a sweater?

Because writers sent her many drafts.

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What Italian dish is similar to New York City in the summer?

Baked City.

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How do you describe a person's writing that has lots of verbs?

It re-verb-erates.

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