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What is it called when people make big letters on the ground?

Typography topography.

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When the pioneers cut down trees to clear the land, how did they feel about the difficult process of uprooting the tree stumps?

They felt stumped.

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Why did Sam get up from bed in the morning?

He decided he wasn't going to take it lying down anymore.

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What is called if a lawyer charges nothing to help write a will?

Free will.

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How did the baseball player feel about baseballs that land close to home plate?

He felt they were hitting too close to home.

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What did Frankenstein say when he got older?

My mind isn't what it used to be.

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As Annie grew up, what question kept nagging her?

Is the 'hokie pokie' really what's it's all about?

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Why did the thief who wanted to repent always do things very quickly?

He didn't want to hold people up.

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Would anyone make or buy an odor-less perfume?

No, that would be non-scents.

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What is the person called who cleans the white board every day?

Chairman of the board.

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What is inside a box of matches that falls from the sky?

A match made in heaven.

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Why didn't Joe mind when the wind ripped the roof off his store?

He no longer had any overhead.

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