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Why was the cook proud of the eggs she made?

Because they were well done.

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What is this a picture of?

Air Bee and Bee

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What is a store called that sells only items for the left hand?

A second hand store.

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If something is furbished twice, what does it become?

Refurbished.

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What psychiatric tool is similar the noses of hippies?

Hip noses.

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What day do armies go off to battle?

March forth.

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How did worms get onto Noah's ark?

They came in pears.

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Do clothes hanging out to dry use the internet?

Yes, they're online.

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What are chicken wings that originated in Buffalo New York called?

Buffalo wings.

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How is time like an insect?

It tends to creep up on you.

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What is something before it was redundant?

Dundant.

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What does a policeman, a fireman, and a doorman all have in common?

They're all men.

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