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How do you describe Arnold getting new boots for his computer robots?

He rebooted the computer robots.

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What does the Constitution have in common with balancing a checkbook?

Checks and balances.

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How did the young lady feel when her date was rude?

She felt dis-missed.

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Why did Suzy avoid eating peaches?

After eating the fruit, it was the pits.

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Are the Facebook office buildings physical?

Yes, but they are also Meta physical.

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What's good about using lion bookends?

Then you can read between the lions.

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What's the motto of a computer programmer who enjoys programming?

I never metadata I didn't like.

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How would you describe the fact that ducks make more and better eggs than chickens?

It's a para-ducks.

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What do you call an eating contest to see who can eat the fastest?

The gulp war.

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What happened when the horses ran away from the farm?

It destabilized the farm.

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Why didn't Martha mind that she had a run in her stockings?

She figured it didn't really matter in the long run.

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What do you call a place with a lot of spiders?

A web site.

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