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Why did Mr. Roberts take his key with an R attached, and put in on the upper hook on the wall?

He believed in the principle of higher R key.

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What do you say when you see an elephant?

You mongous!

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How do you describe a fish when it does things very well?

A fish in sea.

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Is getting close to cousins important?

Yes, its relatively important.

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What did Beth say when she saw icebergs from her boat?

I see icy ice seas.

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When Andy gave Meg the engagement ring, what playing card did Meg feel like?

The Queen of Diamonds.

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How did Sarah feel about not getting concert tickets to see her favorite band?

She found it dis-concerting.

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Why is a child's cry called a wail?

Because sometimes it seems as big as a whale.

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What is a book about Elon Musk and Henry Ford called?

Auto Biography.

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What is it called when someone decides not to do costmetic surgery on their face?

They're doing an about face about their face.

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How do you describe the taste of a spicy pun?

Pungent

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Why did the police arrest the comedian?

Because he was a riot.

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