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Why was Charlie so concerned when he found a hole in his bag of marbles that he never noticed before?

He thought that he might be losing his marbles.

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Why didn't Fred accept rides with other people, and preferred to walk?

Because he didn't want to be taken for a ride.

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Why is this very useful?

Because people say they'll do things when they get a round tuit.

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What does Leonard Bernstein and copper have in common?

They are both good conductors.

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Why did the football player like feeling the backs of geese?

He liked the idea of 'touch down'.

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What is built into the walls at Microsoft headquarters?

Microsoft windows.

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When someone says something outrageous to you, why is it important to speak up?

Because otherwise it becomes in-rageous

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What political system tries to make people calm?

Calm-unisim.

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Does therapy often cost a lot?

Yes, but you can keep the change.

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Why did the couple decide to get married?

They found each other very engaging.

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If something is furbished twice, what does it become?

Refurbished.

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How did Joe feel when he met with a lot of his friends and family?

Joe + you + us = joyous.

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