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How did the American Indians feel about transporting things by travois.

It was a drag.

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What are reporters who never retire called?

Permanent press.

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Why is there a school in England that teaches people about different types of plates?

Because they feel that it's important for people to know their plates.

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What fairy tale is about using puns in rap music?

Rap-pun-zel.

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How did Jim feel when he walked barefoot on seashells at the beach?

He was shell shocked.

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What's the main challenge of being a therapist?

To be a sounding board, without sounding bored.

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What is the opposite of an 'out voice', and what must be done with it?

An invoice, and it must be paid.

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Why was Mike concerned about the liquids that he drank?

Because after he drank them, they were drunk.

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What does a baseball cap and an overturned boat have in common?

Cap size.

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Why wasn't the company making money?

Its strategy made no cents.

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If you take a liter of water, and pour it out, what does it become?

Leaderless.

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What political system tries to make people calm?

Calm-unisim.

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