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What does life have in common with arithmetic?

It has its pluses and minuses.

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What do you call a daisy with a bad sense of balance?

A whoopsie daisy.

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Where did Joe and his friends go first when they got to the party?

They tried to beat each other to the punch.

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Why was Fred concerned he was making too much noise while sleeping?

Because he slept so soundly.

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What do skyscrapers and libraries have in common?

They have a lot of stories.

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How did the family feel after a great day at the amusement park?

They didn't want anything to dispel the spell.

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Why did the politician like to winnow grain on the farm?

He liked how it is spelled: win now.

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Who did Yvonne go to in order to take care of her eye tic?

A tic doc.

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What do you call an appointment that gets cancelled?

A dis-appointment.

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Why did John feel bad when he stopped dating?

Because he felt out of date.

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What is the motto of someone who eats just a little too much?

Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we diet.

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What is a banquet for bowlers called?

A bowling ball.

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