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Why did the prisoner not want to take the anti-allergy medicine?

Because he wanted to break out.

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How is time like an insect?

It tends to creep up on you.

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Why is 8 followed by 9?

Because if you're offered food after you ate, you say: Nein.

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What do new packages of medicines and many aquariums and zoos have in common?

They have seals.

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What do you call a chiropractor in Egypt?

A Cairo Practor.

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How is a person and a car different?

A person who is tired moves slowly, and when retired more slowly. When a car is tired, it moves fast, and when retired even faster.

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What can a person do terribly that is really good?

To miss someone terribly.

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What's another name for the period leading up to the dot com bubble bursting?

The com before the storm.

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If you travel through many seas, what sea has the money?

The currency.

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Why did the politician like to winnow grain on the farm?

He liked how it is spelled: win now.

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What is the version of Arabian Nights that takes place in Rome?

Al-Latin.

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What is confusing about alarms that get activated?

Do alarms go off, or do they go on?

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