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What is a sink filled with dirty dishes called?

Dish-sheveled.

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When the music tracks that Jay submitted lost the music competition, what was the ironic result?

He made a lot of money off the beaten tracks.

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Why is the location of the letter 'I' very important in marriage?

It's the difference between 'marriage' and 'mirage', and 'marital arts' and 'martial arts'.

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How did the elder people like the larger playing cards?

For them it was a big deal.

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When the class made a puppet show, why did they buy a bag of rolls?

Because each puppet had a different roll.

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How did Linda react when she saw that her bank balance started with a minus sign?

She thought it was a bad sign.

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What gift does the soccer player not like to receive?

He doesn't like ties, he prefers to get victories.

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What do you say when you see an elephant?

You mongous!

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What is an airplane that is inherited called?

An heir plane.

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What is getting internet sales for scary movies called?

Eeek! commerce.

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How did Jacob feel about Rivka's borther Lavan when he worked for Lavan for 20 years?

He felt that Lavan wasn't lovin'.

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What idea does this represent?

To believe.

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