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Where do boots go to rest and have fun in the summer?

Boot camp.

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What did the seamstress say when she couldn't fix a hole in a sweater?

Oh darn it!

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Why did Olivia put on a hat whenever she wanted to keep a secret?

Because she had to keep the secret under her hat.

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What does superman use to keep the sun from his eyes?

A super visor.

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Why were Adam and Eve punished when they ate from the tree of knowledge?

They were told it was a no know.

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What do bats celebrate when they come of age?

Their bat mitzvah.

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What can you take when you are hot?

You can take a shower, a bath, or a swim.

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Why did the athlete's manager have him take trains instead of planes?

He felt he could use all the training he could get.

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Why was Ed surprised he had a moustache?

He didn't shave there for a while, and it happened under his nose.

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When Jim forgot to wear his watch, and he was asked what time it is, what did he answer?

Off-hand I can't say.

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How does a person's body change when he's curious?

He becomes all ears.

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Why did Sam put his shoes close to the fireplace?

When people say 'hot shoes', he says 'G-d bless you'.

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