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What made Ted the Teddy bear so smart?

He really knew his stuff.

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What is special about the sentence, 'See, yes we can'?

The words mean Yes in Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew.

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What do programs, programmers, mathematics, lumbermills, and fireplaces all have it common?

They all use logs.

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Why did Jill avoid slapping the bottom of the boulder in the park?

She didn't want to hit rock bottom.

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How would you describe this?

Spring is in the air.

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What is the difference between an ox and an egg?

The yoke of the ox is outside, the yolk of the egg is inside.

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What is a very small pun called?

A puny pun.

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What day do armies go off to battle?

March forth.

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What animal is similar to a tree that looks like a pole?

Poultry.

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When did the serfs in the Middle Ages sometimes enjoy their work?

When they were Serfing.

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What do you call someone who is crazy about money?

A dough nut.

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Why did the leopard go the empty parking lot and go from one parking space to another?

It wanted to prove wrong those said it couldn't change its spots.

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