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Are very cold and very hot temperatures unhealthy?

It's just a matter of degree.

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Why is it important to review a subject before taking a test?

Because then what you knew is re-knewed.

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What do you call a bar that serves chocolate?

A chocolate bar.

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Why are weddings often done under canopies?

To say that marriage is in tents.

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What did Joan do after she attached her schedule to a helium balloon?

She didn't know, because her plans were up in the air.

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What kind of log can't change directions?

An ideologue.

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Why did the prophet need glasses?

He was far-sighted.

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What music makes a person feel like a worn out cloth?

Rag time.

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What can happen if a person has too much debt?

It can debt-inate.

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Where do baseball teams store their baseball bats?

It the bat room.

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Why did the CEO buy sailboats for the company?

He wanted to increase sails.

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How did Max feel about having lice?

It made him feel lousy.

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