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How did the moose get into the restaurant?

The customer asked for mousse, and the waiter brought him one.

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What is a party where everyone is treated equally.

A democratic party.

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What part of the day has the most Ning?

More Ning.

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What is the opposite of an 'out voice', and what must be done with it?

An invoice, and it must be paid.

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What do you call a group of crying babies?

A whinery.

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What can you say about the stories of how staples, paper-clips, and thumb-tacks were developed?

They are all fasten-ating.

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Are there cows that can produce grape juice?

No, that's udderly ridiculous.

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What seven letter word for a tree has all 5 vowels?

Sequoia

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What is not a good season for Rome?

Fall.

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What number does a train say?

Two - Two.

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Why did the manager buy wrapping paper?

At the end of meetings he wanted to wrap up the meetings.

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Do you ever see herds of animals roam cities?

It's practically unherd of.

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