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Why did Billy write in all capital letters?

He wanted to practice being a Capitalist.

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How did the bad sergeant behave?

He was rotten to the corps.

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Why did Sam get up from bed in the morning?

He decided he wasn't going to take it lying down anymore.

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What was the plastic's response when the steel suggested that they get together?

I'm flexible.

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What is it called when a government tries to get support by giving things away for free?

A free-for-all.

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What do you call a tree that has apples for a pie, and it's root is shaped like a square?

The square root of pie.

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Does before come after after, and does after come before before?

Alphabetically yes.

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What can be said about Betty who didn't clean the kitchen often enough?

She led a life of grime.

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What is the beginning and end of a hail storm called?

Inhale and exhale.

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How did Boris feel about losing the kick-boxing championship?

He wanted to kick himself.

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Why is the location of the letter 'I' very important in marriage?

It's the difference between 'marriage' and 'mirage', and 'marital arts' and 'martial arts'.

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What did the husband say when he brought his wife flowers?

This bud's for you.

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