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How did the trampoline team feel about being behind in the World championships?

They were sure they were going to bounce back.

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How do we know that the Almighty is a baseball fan?

His first book starts, 'In the big inning'.

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What can you take, and still leave things where they are?

Take a walk, take a nap, take a look, take a break, take a picture, and take a shower.

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What was the longest mistake in history?

The Roman Error, it lasted 500 years.

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Where did Maxine put her nail files?

In the filing cabinet.

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How did Bill's hitch-hiking trip go when nobody gave him a ride?

It went without a hitch.

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Why was the conductor proud of the orchestra he started?

He was very instrumental in its formation.

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How did Alan feel when he put down the heavy box of cucumbers?

Un-encumbered.

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What is the letter O called when it acts strange?

A weirdo.

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What is the space over a spinning top called?

It's over the top.

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What did the young man and woman eskimos have to do on their first date?

Break the ice.

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What is a dog called that swims back and forth in a pool?

A lap dog.

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