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What begins with a dish and is not honest?

The word dishonest.

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Where can one fall?

One can fall asleep, fall in love, fall down, fall ill, and fall into a trap.

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What did the mountain climber call his memoire?

Cliff's Notes.

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What do you call a theatre with chickens?

Fowl play.

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Since the hamburger was behind in the race, how could it win?

It needed to ketchup.

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What can be said about Betty who didn't clean the kitchen often enough?

She led a life of grime.

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What was it called when Samantha texted her friend about the great date she was on?

It was an update about the up date.

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What happens when a problem is solved twice?

It is resolved.

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How do you describe a doctor that is against nasal sprays?

He's anti anti-histamines.

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When Mrs. Smith suggested to her husband that they go to a concert, what was his response?

Sounds good.

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What made Ted the Teddy bear so smart?

He really knew his stuff.

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Why did the publisher make wide margins when printing the Book of the Prophets?

He wanted wide Prophet margins.

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