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What psychiatric tool is similar the noses of hippies?

Hip noses.

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Would anyone make or buy an odor-less perfume?

No, that would be non-scents.

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What word describes a variety of missiles?

Missile-aneous.

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Why is the 'sea-food' diet so effective?

You see the food, but you don't eat it.

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How did the conversation go between a patient and the doctor who wanted him to cut down on mayonnaise?

Mayonnaise? No you may not.

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Why did Joe like working in the spring more than the fall?

He didn't like being the fall guy.

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Why did the loaf of bread feel insecure?

It felt kneady.

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What is similar between certain blood types and a spelling error?

One is a type-O, and the other is a typo.

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What food is this?

Apple Pie

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What is a policeman called when he's sleeping in bed?

An undercover cop.

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How does a doctor thank someone for referrals?

Thank you for your patients.

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How did Beth feel when she finally found the cover to the pot?

She was relieved that the pot is recovered.

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