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Why did the maple tree feel bad?

When people took its maple syrup, it felt like such a sap, and it sapped its energy.

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What is a drug store located in an attic called?

A drug attic.

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Why do internet browsers tend to gain weight?

They use cookies.

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If you put blue berries deep in the ground, what are they called?

Very buried berries.

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What do you call a tank that uses AI?

A think tank.

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What is another name for the stock market dot com bubble that popped in 2000?

The Com before the storm.

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How do you describe that the bark of a tree doesn't taste as good as its fruit?

It's bark is worse than it's bite.

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Why was Fred concerned he was making too much noise while sleeping?

Because he slept so soundly.

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What can you take when you are dirty?

You can take a shower or you can take a bath.

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If the second hand on a clock measures seconds, what does the first hand measure?

Either minutes or hours, but we're not sure.

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Why did Bob feel uncomfortable buying puppets from the puppet store?

He always felt there were strings attached.

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Why was Charlie so concerned when he found a hole in his bag of marbles that he never noticed before?

He thought that he might be losing his marbles.

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