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Why did Andrea want to date a writer?

She was looking for Mr. Write.

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What is a husband and wife called in Czechoslovakia?

Czech mate.

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Is the author the main person who can edit the book they wrote?

Yes, that is the main person who is author eyes'd.

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What did Mr. & Mrs. Auer call eating a meal together?

They called it our Auer hour.

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Will wind turbines be successful in producing clean energy?

The answer is blowing in the wind.

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What was Fred's reaction when someone suggested that he become a chiropracter?

He was taken aback.

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How do you compare the words Mercy (English) and Merci (French)?

Mercy is what one asks for, and Merci is what one says after getting it.

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How did Bill feel when he was preparing his taxes?

He felt the taxes were attacks.

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Why are taking good notes like a beautiful June day?

They summerize.

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How do gold miners carry away their gold?

In gold man sacks.

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How would you describe a woman in trouble, if all you can identify is her dress?

A damsel in this dress.

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How did Angela feel when she saw a rattlesnake in the park?

She felt rattled.

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