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Why did Mr. and Mrs. Beaver find it hard to get along?

Because they found each other so dam a-gnawing.

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What's a good name for a fish restaurant?

Salmon Enchanted Evening.

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What is this a picture of?

Air Bee and Bee

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How do we know that a coincidence can be worth money?

The word coincidence begins with the word 'coin'.

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What is an example of a ring that weighs nothing?

The ring of a phone or of a doorbell.

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Why did the spoiled child want to become a stage designer?

He liked making a scene.

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What is it called when the letter E moves slowly?

Creep-E.

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Why are lawyers happy?

Because they're always dealing with parties.

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How did Elsie the cow feel when she couldn't give milk?

She felt like an udder failure.

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Why did Arnold fly in a plane over the North Pole?

He wanted to get over a cold.

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Why was Emily always careful to treat bread carefully and with respect?

She didn't want to do anything that went against the grain.

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What do you call a holy man who walks barefoot and has bad breath from fasting so much?

A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

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