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If the Allentown bank merged with Capital One bank, what would it be called?

Al Capone.

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What was Pandora guilty of?

Out of the box thinking.

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How do you describe that the bark of a tree doesn't taste as good as its fruit?

It's bark is worse than it's bite.

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Why did Arlene find it hard to let the water out of the sink?

She found it draining.

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How did worms get onto Noah's ark?

They came in pears.

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What is a repairman that fixes clocks called?

A tik-tok doc.

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How did Betty feel when her guests said they wanted coffee instead of her delicious Thyme tea?

She didn't want to waste her Thyme on them.

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What is it called when the earth shakes around a duck farm?

An earth quack.

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What did Frankenstein say when he got older?

My mind isn't what it used to be.

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What was the motto of the salami company?

Our wurst is best.

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What do you call it when a person wants to jump into a sewer?

Sewer-cide.

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Why did Andy become a tightrope walker in the circus?

He was told that big money could be made in jobs that are online.

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