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Are all the websites on internet nervous?

No, a lot of them are com.

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What happened when a tree doctor put the bark of an oak tree on a maple tree?

It didn't work, because he was barking up the wrong tree.

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Where can one fall?

One can fall asleep, fall in love, fall down, fall ill, and fall into a trap.

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What is a happy insect called?

An uptick.

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What is it called when you tell something to your grandmother?

Tell a gram.

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What's a good name for a parking garage that treats its customers like royalty?

Par King.

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What can be said about people who work around the clock?

They are shiftless.

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Did Arlene like the new vacuum cleaner?

She thought it sucks.

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Why is eating a liter of food like adding a T to it?

It becomes litter.

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What is a sharp, clever woman called?

A shrewd shrew.

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What food is good for protecting a house?

Lox.

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Why is it difficult to be brave in the North Pole?

There's a tendency to get cold feet.

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