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Why don't matadors take bulls seriously?

Because they know that they are full of bull.

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What do you call a store that doesn't move?

A stationery store.

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What are reporters who never retire called?

Permanent press.

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What two letters are used to make a spreadsheet?

XL

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What happened when Ben was stuck in traffic and missed his doctor's appointment?

It became a dis-appointment.

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What is a sink filled with dirty dishes called?

Dish-sheveled.

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What is something that many bathrooms don't have?

A bath.

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What did Emily do when all the potato chips fell on the floor?

She let the chips fall where they may.

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What does the drug store - that sells products using vegetables and fish - call itself?

Farm and Sea Pharmacy.

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Why did the politician like to winnow grain on the farm?

He liked how it is spelled: win now.

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What is a motto of a podiatrist?

We succeed with de feet.

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What do teachers and eyes have in common?

They both have pupils.

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