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Why was the investor's nickname 'Yeast'?

Because wherever he put bread, it would rise.

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What do transport companies and movies have in common?

They both have trailers.

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What kind of city doesn't give up?

Tenacity.

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How do baseball players keep in touch with each other?

They touch base with each other.

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What did one boxer say to the other boxer?

Did you miss me?

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Why did Martha not appreciate her beautiful kitchen counters?

She took it for granite.

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How did the young lady feel when her date was rude?

She felt dis-missed.

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What is the problem with a small group of people controlling a country?

It's just us, instead of justice.

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What did Beth say when she saw icebergs from her boat?

I see icy ice seas.

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How is a person who is looking for parking like Lady Macbeth?

He feels like saying 'Out out damn spot'!

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What happened when the electrician found his mind wandering?

He had a very shocking experience.

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Why did Beth try not to stir the pot of soup too much?

She didn't want to go stir crazy.

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