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How is a donkey being pulled similar to Mickey Mantle?

They are both yank-ees.

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What happened when the teacher taught a class without preparing?

She prepared much better in the future, she learned her lesson.

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Why was the rabbit jumping for joy?

Because it was very hoppy.

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What Italian dish is similar to New York City in the summer?

Baked City.

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How are vegetables different than kids?

Vegetables are bad when spoiled and good when fresh, but it's not good if kids are either fresh or spoiled.

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Why did Beverly learn about all kinds of varieties of nuts?

She wanted to be good at identifying people who are nuts.

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What is it called if a person agrees in order to get something in return?

A greed.

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Why did Avigail get mad when her 10 year old daughter put on lipstick?

Because it made her see red.

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What is called if a lawyer charges nothing to help write a will?

Free will.

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How did Bill feel when he was preparing his taxes?

He felt the taxes were attacks.

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What did Joey call the exercizes he did before he took a walk?

A pre-amble.

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What is this?

Yisro Whale

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