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Why wasn't Lucy happy about her schedule?

Because she was so busy, it wasn't funny.

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What is the land called where an acting troupe builds a stage?

A play ground.

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How did Bonnie and Clyde's son-in-law refer to them?

My in-laws the out-laws.

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How are vegetables different than kids?

Vegetables are bad when spoiled and good when fresh, but it's not good if kids are either fresh or spoiled.

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How did the world react to Edison's invention of the electric light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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What bidding in the bridge card game do Democrats like?

No trump.

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What do geese and cars have in common?

They both honk.

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Why did Olivia avoid eating almonds, cashews, and pecans?

Because they were nuts.

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What did Mrs. Gard call it when she changed her twin babies?

The changing of the Gards.

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How do you wake up bread?

You make it rise.

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When do parents feel that they aren't parenting enough?

When - in relation to their kids - they feel only 'parenthetical'.

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Why did the factory that made car transmissions have problems?

Because their assembly line was make-shift.

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