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When happened when the Brady family's boy couldn't sleep on their trip to Alaska?

It was the land of the midnight son.

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What is it called if a baseball pitcher throws a small model of an elevator?

An elevator pitch.

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How is the political system similar to the pages in a book?

Because everything is either justified right or justified left.

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Why did Maxine like riding on the ferris wheel?

It made her feel like a big wheel.

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How do you convey to somewhat that you think they are special?

You nique.

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Why did Bill get arrested when he was boarding a plane?

In a loud voice he said 'Hi' to his friend Jack.

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How is a supermarket similar to a flock of male sheep?

There are a lot of aisles (ayel is Hebrew for a male sheep)

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How did Bobby feel when he spilled a jar of olive oil on himself in the morning?

It was too oily in the morning.

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How did the world get its name?

Because when it spins around, it is whirled.

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What does praying and Swiss cheese have in common?

They are both holy.

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How did Martha feel when she cut her vegetables into very small pieces?

Grate.

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How did the frayed knot answer when it was asked to do something?

It said, "I'm afraid not."

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