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What do you call machines that sand down the surface of kernals of grain?

Kernal sanders.

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If a pineapple is a collection of fused berries, what is it called if a detached berry doesn't want to re-join the group?

It is refusing to refuse.

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How is a donkey being pulled similar to Mickey Mantle?

They are both yank-ees.

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Why did Martha practice drawing lions?

Her therapist said that there were times she had to get better at drawing the lion.

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If the rule is "I before E except after C", why is the word Weird different?

Because the word is Weird.

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What's another name for sharks?

Vicious fishes.

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What three letters are not our friend?

NME

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Why did the programmer call an exterminator?

Because he had a bug in his program.

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What is teaching a computerized train using AI called?

Training.

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What did Heaven say to the angel that put too much dew on the grass?

Don't over dew it.

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How did Max feel about his rash?

He found it very irritating.

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What did the young man and woman eskimos have to do on their first date?

Break the ice.

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