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What are ticks called that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly Ticks

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What did the father tell his son who wanted to travel?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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Why did Maxine think her neighbors were squares?

Because they liked square dancing.

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Why should baggage with wheels not be called luggage?

Because it is wheeled and not lugged around.

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What do you call a student with a private tutor?

He's in a class all by himself.

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What does Superman, Batman and South Africa have in common.

They all have a cape of good hope.

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What do you call it when someone is envious of another person's ability to be as flexible as Jello?

Jello-sy.

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Why did Mrs. Roberts have only large pots in her kitchen?

She was embarrassed to ask a store 'Do you have a little pot?'

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Since the first bay in the city was called Bay A, why did the people love the second bay?

They called it Bay B.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Tern express their appreciation for each other?

One good Tern deserves another.

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What is cleaning and oiling a pogo stick called?

Spring cleaning.

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How do you catch an animal that escaped from its cage?

It needs out of the box thinking.

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