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What kind of fruit did they use against Donald Trump?

He was impeached twice.

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What is the difference between doing many things at once and being hit by a lot of taxes?

One is multi-tasking, and the other is multi-taxing.

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What kind of question is, 'What came first, the chicken or the egg'?

Its an egg-sistential question.

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What are the coolest inventions?

The refrigerator and the air conditioner.

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What is it called when you're on a boat and invite people to play and no one shows up?

You're not playing with a full deck.

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Why didn't Jerry mind if his dog didn't tell the truth when the dog was asleep?

Because he let sleeping dogs lie.

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Why did Betty buy a very large plate?

Because she had so many things on her plate.

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Why did Beth try not to stir the pot of soup too much?

She didn't want to go stir crazy.

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Why did Beth wear sneakers when she did the wash?

In case the colors would run.

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What did the law student who liked liquor knew he had to do?

He had to pass the bar in order to pass the bar.

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What is this a picture of?

Flying overseas.

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What is it called when lawyers make mistakes in the courtroom?

Trial and error.

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