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What do they say about a great baseball player?

That the hits just keep on coming!

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Where do small burps live?

In the sub-burps.

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Why did Fred buy stock in the perfume company?

The way they made cents from their scents made sense.

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What is the difference between starting a new job and eating hotdogs?

With one you try to pass muster, and with the other you pass the mustard.

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Why did Ed swim to the very bottom of his swimming pool?

He had a problem with the pool, and he wanted to get to the bottom of it.

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Where do boots go to rest and have fun in the summer?

Boot camp.

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What US city has a name similar to this?

Little Rock

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Why is Ilan Musk very interested in learning about people who live in marshes?

Because they are marshans.

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What is a group of people who share an interest in learning about and fixing electric fans?

A fan club.

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What do you call a doctor who prescribes a daiquiri cocktail flavored with hickory?

A hickory daiquiri doc.

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Why was Bob concerned about the impression he made when he ran on the treadmill?

He didn't want people to think he was just a run of the mill guy

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What is a good name for a very aggressive soda can?

Ghengiz Can.

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