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Why didn't Jack like playing Monopoly?

He felt like he was going around in circles.

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Why did Betty buy a very large plate?

Because she had so many things on her plate.

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What's in back of the back of a person?

The front of the person.

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What do you call a group of investors that trust each other?

A trust fund

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Why did Mr. and Mrs. Beaver find it hard to get along?

Because they found each other so dam a-gnawing.

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When Sharon found an old copy of Crime and Punishment, what was she holding?

A dusty Dostoevsky.

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How did the world get its name?

Because when it spins around, it is whirled.

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Why didn't the group of doctors sit down?

They didn't want to be sitting docs.

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Does the Moot Pencil Company make very sharp pencils?

That's a moot point.

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What is a trumpet made from a shoe called?

A shoe horn.

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In music how much is a quarter note worth?

25 cents.

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What does this represent?

Youtube.

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