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What do you call a large party where matzah is served?

A matzah ball.

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What do doctors and musicians have in common?

They both use instruments.

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At what kind of table does one read the New York Times?

The Times table.

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How did Joe feel when he realized how much money he could have saved with a more fuel-efficient car?

He felt fuelish.

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How do you describe someone who has gotten use to being a little crazy?

Home on deranged.

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How did they describe the situation where the band's bass players were drunk?

The basses were loaded.

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What happened to the kitchen pot when it's owner found it's lid?

It's now fully recovered.

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What is it called when lawyers make mistakes in the courtroom?

Trial and error.

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What kind of eyes are good for saving money?

Econom eyes.

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What is the moment called when you decide if and how much you will tip a waiter?

The tipping point.

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Why did the husband and wife put their hands in the sink together when they wanted to communicate?

It helped them be in-sink with each other.

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What ancient city was named after the wife of Uncle Ock?

Antioch

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