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How did Max feel about the lack of oxygen on top of the mountain?

Both the air and the views were breath-taking.

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What is it called when you're on a boat and invite people to play and no one shows up?

You're not playing with a full deck.

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What are the coolest inventions?

The air conditioner and the refrigerator.

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What is it called when a leader demands that everyone kneel down to him?

Tyra-knee.

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How did the clothing store sell the last dress that no one seemed to want?

They made a 'dis dress' sale.

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What is it called when a lawyer brings a lawsuit in relation to a legal case?

A suit case.

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What is a plant growing out of an egg called?

An egg plant.

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How did Max react when his wife served fish for supper 6 days in a row?

He said, "There's something fishy about this".

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Why was the family alarmed when grandma got up from her rocking chair?

Because she was off her rocker.

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What does China and Turkey have in common?

They raise red flags.

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Why is a young man and woman going out called a 'date'?

Because dates are sticky, and both are hoping it will be sticky.

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What happened when the small dog fell into a large pot of blueberries?

It was berried.

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