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Why couldn't Melissa figure out Eddie Edwards?

To her, he was Mister E.

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What do air conditioning installers do to save space?

They get all their ducts lined up.

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How did Becky feel about hot dogs?

She felt they were the wurst.

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Why did Phil stop turning around?

Because every time he turned around, another year went by.

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What is good name for a men's clothing store in Thailand?

Tie Land.

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Why did Liz putting a wedding song as her phone's ring tone?

She wanted a wedding ring.

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What does a piece of paper and a soda without fizz have in common?

They are both flat.

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What is another name for the stock market dot com bubble that popped in 2000?

The Com before the storm.

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How do you describe a cow that is very particular about the food it eats?

It chooses its cud.

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How is are parameter lists similar to farmers?

They can have many fields.

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When Arnold found a well full of bees, why did he avoid it?

Because he wanted to be well.

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When is it not good to be positive?

When taking a covid test.

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