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How did Bertha feel about the numbers 3, 5, 7, and 9?

She thought they were odd.

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Why was Billy very careful blowing out the candles on his birthday cake?

This was his big birthday party, and he didn't want to blow it.

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How did Irving's family react when he wanted to be called Izzy?

They found it unnerving.

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What do teachers and eyes have in common?

They both have pupils.

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When Jerry looked at his legs, how did he know that he was eating too much?

His calves had become cows.

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How did the English teacher teach the class spelling?

She cast them under her spell.

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Why did the editor wear a sweater?

Because writers sent her many drafts.

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How do you wake up bread?

You make it rise.

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What kind of music do fathers like?

Pop music.

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How do you convey to somewhat that you think they are special?

You nique.

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What did the jigsaw puzzle man have trouble with?

He found it hard to pull himself together.

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What did the seal with the broken arm say to the shark?

Do not consume when seal is broken.

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