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Why did Rose like the weekend?

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Because the weekdays made her weak, and the weekend made her strong again.

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What happened to the marionette puppet that misbehaved at school?

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It was suspended.

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Why did the bartender put rolls on the bar next to the drinks?

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His motto was 'Roll with the punches'.

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Do cows generally live alone?

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It's generally un-herd of.

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What do you call a line of rabbits putting seeds into the ground a second time?

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A re-seeding hare line.

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What is a pretty angle called?

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Acute angle.

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What do you call a dinosaur with feet that hurt?

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A dino-sore.

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Why didn't people believe this when they saw it?

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They thought it was pi in the sky.

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If the second hand on a clock measures seconds, what does the first hand measure?

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Either minutes or hours, but we're not sure.

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What is a good name for a perfume company?

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Scent Sational.

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Why did Martha feel so tired, that she felt like the back of a car?

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She was exhausted, and two tired.

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What is it called when someone decides not to do costmetic surgery on their face?

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They're doing an about face about their face.

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Why did Rose like the weekend?

Because the weekdays made her weak, and the weekend made her strong again.

What happened to the marionette puppet that misbehaved at school?

It was suspended.

Why did the bartender put rolls on the bar next to the drinks?

His motto was 'Roll with the punches'.

Do cows generally live alone?

It's generally un-herd of.

What do you call a line of rabbits putting seeds into the ground a second time?

A re-seeding hare line.

What is a pretty angle called?

Acute angle.

What do you call a dinosaur with feet that hurt?

A dino-sore.

Why didn't people believe this when they saw it?

They thought it was pi in the sky.

If the second hand on a clock measures seconds, what does the first hand measure?

Either minutes or hours, but we're not sure.

What is a good name for a perfume company?

Scent Sational.

Why did Martha feel so tired, that she felt like the back of a car?

She was exhausted, and two tired.

What is it called when someone decides not to do costmetic surgery on their face?

They're doing an about face about their face.

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