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After working for 40 years, why didn't Joe want new tires on his car?

He wasn't ready to re-tire.

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What do you call a tile that can do many things?

Versa tile.

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What school teaches about tea?

Universi-Tea.

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What permission is needed to kill lice?

A lice sense.

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How did Emma feel when she had a dream during a nap that she was elected president?

It felt like a power nap.

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Why did the mother agree to carry her crying child?

To have a walking, crying child would be too pre-carry-us.

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What did Joan do after she attached her schedule to a helium balloon?

She didn't know, because her plans were up in the air.

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What is a crazy motive called?

A loco motive.

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Why was the singer embarrassed to go on stage and perform?

Because he was a little horse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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How did Frank's hitch-hiking trip go?

It went without a hitch.

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When does the weather need a therapist?

When it's raining like crazy.

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How did Charlie feel when he lost his list of things to do?

He felt listless.

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