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When the teacher said there's no such thing in English as a double positive making a negative, how did a student respond?

Yeah, right.

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What do you call a farmer who makes medicine from the food he grows?

A farmacist.

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How can you hold air?

By holding your breath.

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Why was Mrs. Jones always looking under her son's bed?

She was hoping that there might be something new under the son.

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Why was the ballet teacher considered to be so good?

She really kept her students on their toes.

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What is the person who a cougher coughs on called?

Coffee.

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What phrase both applies and does not apply to the Titanic?

"Icy" does apply. 'I see" does not apply.

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What is the result of the fact that there are 7 trillion nerves in the human body?

Sometimes we feel like a bundle of nerves.

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What US President had the most clothes to clean?

Washington.

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What is store that sells phones called?

A sell phone store.

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Why didn't Martha mind that she had a run in her stockings?

She figured it didn't really matter in the long run.

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What did the fish say to the fisherman?

If you're interested, drop me a line.

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