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How did Joe the boxer feel after being slugged in the face?

He felt very sluggish.

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What is similar between IDIOM and IDIOT

Both have 5 letters, begin with IDI, and are hard to understand.

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Why did the CEO buy sailboats for the company?

He wanted to increase sails.

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How did Bob become a carpenter?

He was an apprentice to a carpenter, and that nailed it.

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What psychiatric tool is similar the noses of hippies?

Hip noses.

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How do you say in one word that the media is not high quality?

Mediacrity.

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Why did the dog bark at the tree?

It was responding to the bark of the tree.

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Why did the sergeant give his troops sticks of glue?

As a message that they should to stick together.

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How do you describe a person's writing that has lots of verbs?

It re-verb-erates.

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What day in September do women give birth?

Labor day.

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How did Cindy feel about programs that weren't testable?

She felt they were detestable.

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What do you call a farmer who makes medicine from the food he grows?

A farmacist.

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