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What does an orchestra and a destructive mob have in common?

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They both have violins.

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When the cat fell into a large bag of quarters, why was it so scared?

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Because it was in close quarters.

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What do you call an ambulance for alligators?

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Gator Aid.

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What can you say about someone who thinks he will make a lot of money playing dice?

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He's in a fool's para-dice.

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Why did the CEO have all the corporate planes painted red?

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He didn't want them to be too plane.

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What kind of bird doesn't sing, but only hums?

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A hummingbird.

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What is the difference between a child and Shakespeare?

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One is involved with play, and the other is involved with plays.

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How does Barbie know when to go on stage?

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She waits for the Barbie cue.

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What did the circus do to the trapeze artist who wasn't performing well?

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It suspended him.

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What month is not sure of itself?

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May.

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What are the 2 most agreeable letters?

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OK

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Where do you go when it's night and you're in bed and you're tired?

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You go to sleep.

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What does an orchestra and a destructive mob have in common?

They both have violins.

When the cat fell into a large bag of quarters, why was it so scared?

Because it was in close quarters.

What do you call an ambulance for alligators?

Gator Aid.

What can you say about someone who thinks he will make a lot of money playing dice?

He's in a fool's para-dice.

Why did the CEO have all the corporate planes painted red?

He didn't want them to be too plane.

What kind of bird doesn't sing, but only hums?

A hummingbird.

What is the difference between a child and Shakespeare?

One is involved with play, and the other is involved with plays.

How does Barbie know when to go on stage?

She waits for the Barbie cue.

What did the circus do to the trapeze artist who wasn't performing well?

It suspended him.

What month is not sure of itself?

May.

What are the 2 most agreeable letters?

OK

Where do you go when it's night and you're in bed and you're tired?

You go to sleep.

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