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How did Lisa feel when she found that someone had pressed all the buttons in the elevator?

She found it depressing.

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When Ellie Smith married Darth Vader why did she feel things were going up?

She became Ellie Vader.

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How did people feel when the Eastern and Western railroads met?

They were glad to make ends meet.

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What award did the farmer receive?

He was the best in his field.

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Why wasn't the company making money?

Its strategy made no cents.

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When one spouse says, 'I've had it up to here', what can the other spouse say?

What is 'it' and where is 'here'?

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What is a pretty angle called?

Acute angle.

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What did Goldie Jones call her lock company?

Goldie Locks.

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What is a store called that sells only items for the left hand?

A second hand store.

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What kind of exercize is not worth doing?

An exercize in futility.

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What is a drug store located in an attic called?

A drug attic.

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How do you say in one word that the media is not high quality?

Mediacrity.

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