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Why didn't Maxine like using coupons that could be torn out of magazines?

She thought they were a rip-off.

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What did Mr. Cow say to Mrs. Cow when it started pouring rain?

I Noah ark we can use.

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Why did Bill try not to reminisce about his days in the Merchant Marines?

He didn't want to miss the boat.

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Why did the mathematician plant an apple tree?

He knew how to multiply, so in addition he wanted to be fruitful.

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How did Bill feel when he searched for gold, and found a profitable iron mine?

He thought it was ironic.

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Why are rock bands from Finland kosher?

They have Finns and scales.

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What kind of art do father's like?

Pop art.

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Why didn't Arnold answer questions about beans?

Because he didn't know beans about it.

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How did Bertha feel about the numbers 3, 5, 7, and 9?

She thought they were odd.

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When the patient said he had trouble with his memory, how did the doctor respond?

In that case, you pay me up front.

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What do you call a Polish person who is fishing?

A fishing Pole.

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Why is it often difficult to communicate messages to other people?

Because often they begin with a mess.

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