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What are the coolest inventions?

The air conditioner and the refrigerator.

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When you're tired and want to take a nap, in what bag can you find the naps?

A nap sack.

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Why did Jim put paper money into the stream?

His accountant said he needed better cash flow.

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Why do prophets tell others about their visions?

The prophet motive is to wake people up to the truth.

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If someone shook a tree, gathered the leaves that fell and made paper from it, what would the paper be called?

Loose leaf paper.

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How does a skunk know how to release its smell?

It uses its in-stinked.

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What vegetables were on strike?

The onions, because they were onion-ized.

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What is a policeman called when he's sleeping in bed?

An undercover cop.

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What are Siamese twins that are spies called?

Double agents.

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Why do people like peeling their own fruit?

Because if other people peel it, it has less appeal.

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Why did Max fire his accountant?

Because Max told him he wanted the business to be liquid, and the accountant thought he said 'liquidated'.

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What is a problem with the summer?

The weather is heading for a fall.

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