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What did Barbie's boyfriend tell her?

You're a doll.

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When Joe was very tired, why did he go to the police station?

Because he needed arrest.

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What do you call a very long line?

A line's den.

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How do you wake up bread?

You make it rise.

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What 2 letters are very active?

BZ

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If your dog is not telling the truth while it is sleeping, what should you do?

As the saying goes, let sleeping dogs lie.

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What is a gym called filled with people who want to lose weight?

A waist land.

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What is the difference between a child and Shakespeare?

One is involved with play, and the other is involved with plays.

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What is a fancy expensive scale called?

Upscale.

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How did Maxine fold up her laptop?

She folded the screen down.

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What's the main challenge of being a therapist?

To be a sounding board, without sounding bored.

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Why are visitors to the zoo sometimes directed by mistake to the room with the bats?

People think they asked where the bat room is.

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