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Why did Maxine like riding on the ferris wheel?

It made her feel like a big wheel.

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What is it called when carpets are dropped out of planes?

Carpet bombing.

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Are outsiders allowed into the room called the 'well' in the Justice Department?

No, but it's just-as-well.

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When Jim forgot to wear his watch, and he was asked what time it is, what did he answer?

Off-hand I can't say.

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What finger does a card-shark use to manipulate the card deck?

The in-decks finger.

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What can be said about Edison's invention of the light bulb?

Both Edison and the light bulb were brilliant.

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What did the doctor's wife say when his new practice was slow?

You just need more practice in your new practice, and you need patience for more patients.

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Why do female sheep often have an identity crisis?

Because they think, "I am a ewe".

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How do you describe a bar that got bad reviews?

The booze got boos.

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Why did Lisa carry a ball up the hill?

There were so many things she wants to do, and she wanted to get the ball rolling.

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Why did the police enter the comedy club?

The comedian was a riot.

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What did the vegetarian say to the salami?

You are THE wurst.

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