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Why are bees that are born in May confused?

Because they are maybe's.

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What did the disorganized actor knew that he had to do?

He had to get his act together.

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Why are visitors to the zoo sometimes directed by mistake to the room with the bats?

People think they asked where the bat room is.

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If you can get 100 somethings for a penny today, how sure can you be that this will be the price tomorrow?

One hundred per cent.

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After Bob broke his leg, why wasn't he able to control his kids?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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How does the can opener get its name?

Because it can open things.

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What three letters are not our friend?

NME

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How did Emma feel when she unexpectedly married a great guy?

It was a Sir Prize surprise.

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If an earthen-ware pot gets cracked, what is it called?

A crack-pot.

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Why wasn't Charlotte concerned when she misplaced the basket of turnups?

She figured they would turnup somewhere.

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What is the time called after mailing a letter?

Post post.

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When the phone caller said 'I hope I'm not disturbing you', how did Andy respond?

Andy said, "You can't disturb me, because I'm already disturbed".

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