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What kind of car can become a religious convert?

A convertible.

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What happens when the king's neck hurts?

He has a royal pain in the neck.

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What animal got kicked out of school?

The cheetah.

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What can you say about the courtroom of Judge Alan Fier?

Each of his trials was a trial by Fier.

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Why did Bill always make sure he had enough reck with him?

He didn't want to be reckless.

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When you are very tired and need to rest, where should you go?

A rest room.

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Where is a runner from when he stops running?

Iran.

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When did the serfs in the Middle Ages sometimes enjoy their work?

When they were Serfing.

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What did the geologist call his book about the cliffs near the ocean?

Cliff's Notes.

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Why did Joe find it hard to get a date?

Because his attitudes were dated.

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Why did Amanda move slowly on days that she didn't eat in order to lose weight?

She moved slowly on fast days.

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Why couldn't Joe say the phrase "A cyclone that looks like a tongue."

Because it was a tongue twister.

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