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What do bats celebrate when they come of age?

Their bat mitzvah.

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Why did the leopard go the empty parking lot and go from one parking space to another?

It wanted to prove wrong those said it couldn't change its spots.

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Why did Barry look at his feet when he walked at work?

Because his boss told him he had to watch his step.

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Why was Betty concerned about people her age?

She felt there was a degeneration among the generation.

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How did the smoker, who craved a cigarette, feel when he got to smoke one?

Nicotine in the nick of time.

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What did the chiropractor say when he started working on a patient?

Welcome back.

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What did the other angles say to the 90 degree angle?

You're right.

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What is the lesson of daylight savings time?

If clocks can change, so can we.

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When the camp went camping, what did they call the group that got splinters?

The splinter group.

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Why did Max pick up his glass of wine?

He wanted to lift his spirits.

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Does therapy often cost a lot?

Yes, but you can keep the change.

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What was the longest mistake in history?

The Roman Error, it lasted 500 years.

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