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What do you call an ocean that fools the boats that are on it?

Hypocra Sea.

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Where did Maxine put all her bottles of water?

In the water closet.

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Where do fish learn what they know?

In schools of fish.

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What do you call a place where crows drink beer?

A crow bar.

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What is up and down at the same time?

When you go to sleep drunk, and feel down when you wake up with a hangover.

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If the second hand on a clock measures seconds, what does the first hand measure?

Either minutes or hours, but we're not sure.

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If you travel through many seas, what sea has the money?

The currency.

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What vegetable do you not want to take onto a boat?

A leek.

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What can you say about a manager who enjoys firing people?

That he's playing with fire.

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What should we do about the elephant in the room?

We should be mindful that it's not irrelephant.

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What do you call the view of a supermarket from the frozen food section?

The birds eye view.

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What time is this?

A quarter after 5.

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