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Who is not very good at match-making?

Smokey the Bear, because he doesn't like playing with matches.

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What did Jimmy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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How did Bob feel about his lawyer challenging the judge's decision about his slipping on a banana?

He found it appealing that his lawyer was appealing the peel appeal.

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What is the problem with a small group of people controlling a country?

It's just us, instead of justice.

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What is the prettiest angle?

The acute angle.

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What do you call machines that sand down the surface of kernals of grain?

Kernal sanders.

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When you add up numbers, and are amazed at the result, what is that called?

Awe sum.

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What are the benefits of having a sense of wonder (one-der)?

It can help you feel at 'one' with everything.

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Why was Fred concerned he was making too much noise while sleeping?

Because he slept so soundly.

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After working for 40 years, why didn't Joe want new tires on his car?

He wasn't ready to re-tire.

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What is a baseball that fell into the sewer called?

A foul ball.

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Why did the seven dwarves have to go to work every day?

They explain it in their song, 'I owe, I owe, it's off to work we go".

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