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What novel is about a boy who always wakes up late?

The son also rises.

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What was Bill's nickname after he was able to drive to avoid the tornado?

Mister "missed the twister".

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Why did the dog bark at the tree?

It was responding to the bark of the tree.

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What did Joan do after she attached her schedule to a helium balloon?

She didn't know, because her plans were up in the air.

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What does an art school and a bedroom dresser have in common?

They both have drawers.

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Why was the chef in the Italian restaurant so smart?

He really knew how to use his noodles.

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How is Julie's time in the playground going?

It's in full swing.

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Why do people on a roller coaster say 'Weeeeee'?

Because it's more fun when it's done together with others.

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What part of a river has the most money?

The river bank.

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If a person is comfortable in social situations, what does he have?

Social security.

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What was the problem with the rebellious beaver?

He didn't give a dam.

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What do you call a bar that serves chocolate?

A chocolate bar.

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