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What do you call someone who doesn't care about what people say about him?

He has heard immunity.

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How did the students of the brilliant physics professor refer to him?

Dr. Know.

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What do sales people do when they make big sales?

They have a sell-abration.

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How we do know that the thumb is the strongest finger?

It's a rule of thumb.

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What kind of bee can't make up its mind?

A maybe

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What is a very strange flea market called?

A bizarre bazaar.

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Why did Ben find it so easy to sleep?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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Where do people who want to be smuggled across a border go to?

A flee market.

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What do you call a pencil too short to sharpen anymore?

A point of no return.

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What does a car say when you fill it up with gas?

Tanks.

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What is it called when workers in a company go on strike?

Labor pains.

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What should we do about the elephant in the room?

We should be mindful that it's not irrelephant.

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