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Why didn't the small hotel want to let the motorcycle gang stay there?

The youth hostel didn't want hostile youth.

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What finger does a card-shark use to manipulate the card deck?

The in-decks finger.

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What can be said about people who work around the clock?

They are shiftless.

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What is the problem with a small group of people controlling a country?

It's just us, instead of justice.

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What do you call someone who has a very active radio show?

Radio-active.

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Why was Joyce amazed when she saw what came before posterous?

It was pre-posterous.

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What is it called when something is discussed on X?

It is X-communicated.

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How did light bulbs get their name?

They are not heavy.

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What do you call a polygon with thousands of sides?

A balagon ('overly complicated' in Hebrew)

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Why is Ilan Musk very interested in learning about people who live in marshes?

Because they are marshans.

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What can you take when you are dirty?

You can take a shower or you can take a bath.

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Why did Arnold start a company that makes shovels?

He wanted to do well in spades.

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