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What is the hardest thing about making a sidewalk?

The cement.

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What does a piece of paper and a soda without fizz have in common?

They are both flat.

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Why did the programmer call an exterminator?

Because he had a bug in his program.

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What is similar between a clothing factory and Scrabble?

They both use text tiles.

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How did Sam feel when he left the Far East?

He felt dis-oriented.

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What song is encouraging to the letter C?

Oh say can you C?

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Why did Andrea make beautiful drawings?

That's how she drew attention to herself.

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Why are all fish stores in Finland kosher?

Because they have Finns and scales.

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When someone says something outrageous to you, why is it important to speak up?

Because otherwise it becomes in-rageous

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What is it called when a car has a good mother?

Good car ma.

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What is a course called where you learn to be a doctor with material you get in the mail?

A post doctorate.

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When do parents feel that they aren't parenting enough?

When - in relation to their kids - they feel only 'parenthetical'.

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