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What is the hardest thing about making a sidewalk?

The cement.

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What is similar between a clothing factory and Scrabble?

They both use text tiles.

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How did Marty respond when his wife accused him of drinking a fifth of whisky?

He pleaded the fifth.

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What letter in the alphabet has the highest level of curiosity?

Y

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What are people who work for the telephone company in Poland called?

Telephone Poles.

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What did Betty realize after she ate inexpensive cake that was fattening?

That she was penny wise and pound foolish.

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Why did John feel bad when he stopped dating?

Because he felt out of date.

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Why are weddings often done under canopies?

To say that marriage is in tents.

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What mid-Western US city is named after small apples?

Mini-apples.

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What 2 letters do you say when you say goodbye to someone?

C U.

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What was the nickname of 10 year old Beth who was always getting into trouble?

Miss Cheevous

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What is it like in a place where everyone lives in tents?

Intensity.

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