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What is a lawyer's favorite girl's name?

Sue.

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Why did Joe, in his new job, feel like the wheels of a car?

He felt tired and under pressure.

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What happened when the horses ran away from the farm?

It destabilized the farm.

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What is a side-trip on a vacation called?

A detour on de tour.

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What has one eye, no mouth, and everyone agrees that it always makes a good point.

A needle.

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What is the difference between a fish and a bathroom?

A fish has many scales, and a bathroom usually has one scale.

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Why is a sleeping person like a spy?

Because he is under cover.

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Why should you be careful with things that seem great?

Because great begins with the word grey.

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What is another name of the dot-com bubble that burst in 2001?

The com before the storm.

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What is an arrangement with UPS, Fedex, or DHL to send a package called?

A package deal.

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What are the great-great grandparents of an ant called?

Ant-cestors.

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What kind of cats are good at imitating?

Copy cats.

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