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Why did the sea have to be created quickly?

It was an emergent sea.

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What can be said about nurses who help patients with intravenous feeding?

Their work is in vein.

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What was Fred's reaction when someone suggested that he become a chiropracter?

He was taken aback.

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Why did Bill throw a stone out of the car window whenever he made a turn?

He didn't want to leave any turn un-stoned.

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How did Bill feel when he was preparing his taxes?

He felt the taxes were attacks.

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What is a repairman that fixes clocks called?

A tik-tok doc.

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How do trees feel in the spring?

After the winter, they felt releaved.

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Why did Jerry Teck become a computer programmer?

Because people always said to him 'Hi Teck'.

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What do you call someone who is very good at finding things?

Pro found.

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Why did Jim want to be a farmer?

He thought he would dig it.

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What room do bats live in?

The bat room.

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What word describes eating food out of cans?

Uncanny.

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