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What French Queen did not advocate dieting?

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Marie Antoinette said 'Let them eat cake.'

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What can you say about someone who thinks he will make a lot of money playing dice?

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He's in a fool's para-dice.

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What kind of horse has sore muscles?

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Charlie horse.

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What novel does this represent?

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Frank and stein.

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What did Barry say when he saw his neighbor put a muzzle on his dangerous dog?

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Muzzle Tov!

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How did Sam feel about getting bald?

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Hair today, gone tomorrow.

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What do lawyers do?

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They insert and remove claws in clauses.

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Why did Martha lose weight when she ate vegetables?

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Because they took away her appetite.

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Why did Martha feel bad for her calendar?

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Because its days are numbered.

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Why was the steam iron that had very little water very tired?

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It was running out of steam.

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Why did Joe go to the paint store to lose weight?

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He went to get thinner.

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When Andrea lost her ring, what did her husband suggest?

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Try calling it, and see if it rings.

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What French Queen did not advocate dieting?

Marie Antoinette said 'Let them eat cake.'

What can you say about someone who thinks he will make a lot of money playing dice?

He's in a fool's para-dice.

What kind of horse has sore muscles?

Charlie horse.

What novel does this represent?

Frank and stein.

What did Barry say when he saw his neighbor put a muzzle on his dangerous dog?

Muzzle Tov!

How did Sam feel about getting bald?

Hair today, gone tomorrow.

What do lawyers do?

They insert and remove claws in clauses.

Why did Martha lose weight when she ate vegetables?

Because they took away her appetite.

Why did Martha feel bad for her calendar?

Because its days are numbered.

Why was the steam iron that had very little water very tired?

It was running out of steam.

Why did Joe go to the paint store to lose weight?

He went to get thinner.

When Andrea lost her ring, what did her husband suggest?

Try calling it, and see if it rings.

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