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Why was there a rainbow after the flood of Noah's ark?

Because he passed with flying colors.

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Why did the family put a big painting in their living room?

They wanted to get better at seeing the big picture.

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What kind of arithmetic did Julius Caesar like?

Divide and conquer.

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What do you call a tree with poems attached to it?

Poet tree.

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What is a good name for a company that sells sprinkler systems?

Cease Fire (an actual name of a company)

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How do you describe a mediocre seamstress?

A so-so sew-sew.

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What is another name for the stock market dot com bubble that popped in 2000?

The Com before the storm.

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What is built into the walls at Microsoft headquarters?

Microsoft windows.

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What is the prettiest angle?

The acute angle.

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When Sara asked her friends to contribute to make the chocolate chip cookies, did they?

Yes, they chipped in.

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What are the simplest 2 letters of the alphabet?

EZ

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What is a noun that makes money?

A pro noun.

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