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What Italian dish is similar to New York City in the summer?

Baked City.

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How did the city feel when they built a stone wall a mile long?

They felt it was a milestone.

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After working for 40 years, why didn't Joe want new tires on his car?

He wasn't ready to re-tire.

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Why does the calendar have a good social life?

It has a lot of dates.

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What can you say about a manager who enjoys firing people?

That he's playing with fire.

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What is a soda with a dye in it called?

Dye it soda.

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How do we know that this mother duck is popular?

She has a big following.

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What did the mother say to get her son to stop playing video games and come to dinner?

Step up to the plate.

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Why did Bill bring a hammer to the party?

He thought it might be useful to break the ice during conversations.

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What was Karl Marx and his brother called?

The Marx brothers.

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Why did Ed swim to the very bottom of his swimming pool?

He had a problem with the pool, and he wanted to get to the bottom of it.

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What is a crazy motive called?

A loco motive.

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