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What did the king's wife say to the king?

Reign, dear.

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What bird is very curious about people?

The owl, because is always saying 'Who, who?'

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What is store that sells phones called?

A sell phone store.

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What happens to the toy drones that start by themselves?

They're flying off the shelves.

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What vegetable do people mention when they want to leave some place?

They say Lettuce Go.

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When you put smart technology into a house, what does it become?

Aware house.

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Why did the owners of the Secure Hotel change its name?

The guests felt uncomfortable being in Secure.

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What kind of horse has sore muscles?

Charlie horse.

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Why is dating tricky?

There might be a 'catch' in what looks like a good catch.

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Is this letter waiting for anything?

No, it's ready.

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How did the vegetarians react when Melinda offered to bring sweet and sour chicken to the party?

They said, keep your two scents out of it.

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What is an Eskimo father called?

An ice pop.

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