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What is it called when police do a search without a search warrant?

Un-warranted.

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How did Jacob feel about Rivka's borther Lavan when he worked for Lavan for 20 years?

He felt that Lavan wasn't lovin'.

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Why did Sam wear waterproof shoes to work?

It was a new job, and he was getting his feet wet.

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What do programs, programmers, mathematics, lumbermills, and fireplaces all have it common?

They all use logs.

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What song verses appeal to everyone, and where do they teach this?

Uni-verse, taught in a Uni-verse-ity

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What is a knick-name for sharks?

Vicious fishes.

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Why was Sally afraid that the vegetables would slap her?

Because she knew they were fresh.

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What is a break in a wall that is very smart?

A wisecrack.

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Why did the students love to learn how to spell?

Their teacher was spell binding.

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What does this represent?

Making N's meet.

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Why did Sam invest in the perfume company?

It made a lot of scents.

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When Bob got to the intersection, why did he make a right turn?

He didn't want to make a wrong turn.

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