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What happened when the large bowl fell off the shelf and knocked Betty down?

She was bowled over.

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When the desire to repent is pent-up, where does one repent?

In a pent-house.

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How did Arnie feel when he slipped in the garbage dump?

He felt down in the dumps.

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Why was the chef in the Italian restaurant so smart?

He really knew how to use his noodles.

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Why was Sally afraid that the vegetables would slap her?

Because she knew they were fresh.

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Why did Bob put some salt on everything he ate?

He was told to take everything with a grain of salt.

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When you are very tired and need to rest, where should you go?

A rest room.

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What do you call birds who go to a house of worship?

Birds of pray.

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What did Bill say when he brought his bike to the bike store to have the brakes fixed?

Give me a break!

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Why did the union leader start ironing his shirt?

Because he didn't want to strike until the iron was hot.

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Why did Amanda avoid cookies, cake, and crackers?

She tried to void foods that are crummy.

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Why did Andrea make beautiful drawings?

That's how she drew attention to herself.

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