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What kind of cats are good at imitating?

Copy cats.

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'Mer' in French means the sea. Why didn't Jules want to visit the sea at night?

That would be a night mer.

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What do you call an appointment that gets cancelled?

A dis-appointment.

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How do you describe the protesters living in tents in front of City Hall?

A tent city in a tense city.

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Why did Barry wear an oxygen mask when he saw a beautiful sunset?

Because it took his breath away.

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Why can you trust an expert in sound systems?

He gives sound advice.

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How did Andrea feel when she was running out of her favorite red perfume?

She felt bad that she was down to her last red scent.

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What is the motto of someone who eats just a little too much?

Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we diet.

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Why did Sam wear waterproof shoes to work?

It was a new job, and he was getting his feet wet.

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What is the message of a clock with wings?

That time flies.

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Why did the prisoner eat food he was allergic to?

He wanted to break out.

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What is a cold part of South America?

Chile.

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