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What happened to Bill's plan to see everyone as a 10 out of 10 in all areas?

He found it untenable.

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When Bill had to choose between a heavy oar and a light oar to use with his kayak, what did he choose?

Either oar.

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Why did the employee make sure he never signed his name twice?

He was concerned that if he re-signed, he'd be out of a job.

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Why did Barry's tongue hurt so much?

Each time he felt like saying something wrong, he bit his tongue.

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Why do some people find it very cool to go to sports games?

Because there are so many fans there.

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What's the problem with a person being in Valid, Sweden?

He's in Valid.

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What do you call blue-berries that are in a container underground?

Buried berries.

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How did Billy feel when the cookies got smashed?

He felt crummy.

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Why did Alan make sure his deck wasn't empty when he played with his kids?

He wanted to make sure he was playing with a full deck.

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What was Samantha's reaction to the small flea market?

She thought it was a little bizarre.

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What did the mid-wife say to the woman giving birth?

Grin and bear it.

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Why didn't Billy like the second class of his school day?

He felt like a second class citizen.

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