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What is the result if you combine a sweet pie and a sharp onion?

You get an O-PI-NION that is both sweet and sharp.

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If there was an earthquake in California, who would be blamed?

People would probably say it was San Andreas fault.

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Why did trumpet players in the band feel bad after their performance?

They felt they blew it.

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Did Billy wake up very early to join his friends in the camping trip?

Yes, he rose to the occasion.

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What is an ancient Celtic who is very flexible called?

A fluid druid.

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How did the trampoline team feel about being behind in the World championships?

They were sure they were going to bounce back.

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When Stephanie inventeted a way of saying that someone is at the door without ringing a bell, what prize did she win?

The No-Bell prize.

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When the patient said he had trouble with his memory, how did the doctor respond?

In that case, you pay me up front.

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How do you summarize the difference between buying in a store or buying on the internet?

You're on line, or you're online.

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When submarines do naval exercises, what are they called?

Sub routines.

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What was Betty's reaction when the glass jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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Why did Trump remove the restrictions on plastic straws?

Because in terms of government intervention, it was the last straw.

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