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Now that the Peter bought a dairy farm, what will he do with it?

He'll milk it for all its worth.

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When it comes to understanding things, what is the most important letter in the alphabet?

Y

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Why did the head of the school demand respect?

It was the principle of the thing.

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How do you describe professional athletes?

They are pro-active.

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How can we know when someone is ready for dating?

When their dating resume is UP TO DATE!

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What did Goldie Jones call her lock company?

Goldie Locks.

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Why did Jim feel like a flamingo?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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If something is furbished twice, what does it become?

Refurbished.

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Why are rock bands from Finland kosher?

They have Finns and scales.

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When Andrea lost her ring, what did her husband suggest?

Try calling it, and see if it rings.

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Why did Alan think carefully about everything decision he made?

Because to do anything else would be unthinkable.

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What did Alan say to the gas station after he filled his car gas tank?

Tank you.

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