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What happened when Max’s wife asked him to get plums from the grocery store?

He plum forgot.

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Where do people who want to be smuggled across a border go to?

A flee market.

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Why can you get books from a strawberry that doesn't tell the truth?

It's a lie berry.

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Why dosn't Andrea like eating old mint candy?

Her one requirement is that they must be in mint condition.

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Was Bill's love of bread a factor in his becoming a baker?

Yes, it played a big roll, and he wanted to make a lot of bread.

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Why did Fred often touch the four quarters he kept in his pocket?

To remind himself that sometimes change is hard.

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What question can you ask about the leaves of an evergreen tree?

If they don't leave the tree, why are they called leaves?

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What is the lesson of daylight savings time?

If clocks can change, so can we.

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When we feel blessed, why do we feel like singing?

Because the word blessing ends with the word sing.

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What can you say about the stories of how staples, paper-clips, and thumb-tacks were developed?

They are all fasten-ating.

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What do you call a house where you go to become more aware?

A warehouse.

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Does therapy often cost a lot?

Yes, but you can keep the change.

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