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What is a repairman that fixes clocks called?

A tik-tok doc.

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How often is there a blue moon?

Once in a blue moon.

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Why did the rock band like playing on wide stages?

They liked having good bandwidth.

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What nationality is known for always completing tasks?

The Finnish.

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What is Denise's brother's name?

De Nephew.

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What do you call a rat whose name is Demmik?

Demmik Rat.

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What has one eye, no mouth, and everyone agrees that it always makes a good point.

A needle.

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What are axes that are used by criminals called?

Axes of Evil.

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Why did Phil stop turning around?

Because every time he turned around, another year went by.

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What did Max do when the plumbing company made a mess of trying to fix the bathroom blockage?

He decided to sue her.

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What is this called?

The last straw.

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How did Alan feel when he put down the heavy box of cucumbers?

Un-encumbered.

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