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What is the difference between an elephant and a car?

One has the trunk in the front, and the other has the trunk in the back.

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What can be said about Betty who didn't clean the kitchen often enough?

She led a life of grime.

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What happened when Max’s wife asked him to get plums from the grocery store?

He plum forgot.

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Why should you usually not take bullies seriously?

Because they are usually just full of bull.

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What do you call horses that live next to each other?

Neigh-bors.

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How do you describe a situation where Bill bought 2 ducks and he wants both to keep them as pets and eat them?

It's a paradox.

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What time is this?

A quarter after 5.

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How do you compare baseball, bowling, and unions?

Baseball: 3 strikes=out, Bowling: 12 strikes= perfect game, Union: strikes are unlimited.

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How do you describe a person's writing that has lots of verbs?

It re-verb-erates.

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What famous saying does this represent?

Two bees or not two bees.

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Is the author the main person who can edit the book they wrote?

Yes, that is the main person who is author eyes'd.

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How are banks like trees?

They both have branches.

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