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What is a cookie with a PhD called?

A smart cookie.

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If a gun had children, who would they be?

Well, the boy would be a son of a gun.

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What Hebrew word does this represent?

Dati

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What is similar between most men's hair and re-planting a garden?

They are both re-seeding.

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Mary exercized at Jim's place every day - what is his full name?

Jim Nasium

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How does the can opener get its name?

Because it can open things.

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What did Bill's therapist say about his putting plus signs in front of all numbers?

He said it was a good sign and a positive development.

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How do you describe someone who pretends to eat something?

He's ingesting in jest.

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What key does the King use to get into the castle?

The Monarch Key.

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What is a tavern called that only serves chocolate liqueur?

A chocolate bar.

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Why did the general not want to look down at his boots?

He wanted to avoid de feet.

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How do you describe when someone eats too much too fast?

Haste makes waist.

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