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What is it called when you wave to someone with a small gesture?

A micro wave.

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How did Betty feel when the neighbor's dog barked at her whenever she walked by?

She felt hounded.

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What did the math teacher try to convey to her class?

Everything has its pluses and minuses.

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What was the plastic's response when the steel suggested that they get together?

I'm flexible.

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Why did Betty put things on the kitchen scale at 1pm for 9 hours?

She wanted to measure them on a scale from 1 to 10.

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Why was Mike concerned about the liquids that he drank?

Because after he drank them, they were drunk.

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Why did Billy find it so easy to climb walls?

Because he was so off the wall.

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What is the origin of the word 'stain'?

It's a spot that is stayin' in the clothes.

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Why didn't Jack understand his hat?

It was over his head.

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How did the group on the safari feel halfway through their trip?

Safari so good.

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What do you call college students who go back to school in the fall?

Autumn leaves.

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How does a person's body change when he's curious?

He becomes all ears.

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