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How did Avigail like her work as a seamstress?

She felt it was sew-sew.

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What vegetable do you not want to take onto a boat?

A leek.

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Where does superman shop for food?

The supermarket.

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Why do people on a roller coaster say 'Weeeeee'?

Because it's more fun when it's done together with others.

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Why did Bob join the tug-of-war team?

He wanted to meet people who had a lot of pull.

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What are rides for little cats called?

Kittie rides.

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What will happen if the San Andreas Fault causes an earthquake?

It will be covered by no-fault insurance.

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What did Barry say when he saw his neighbor put a muzzle on his dangerous dog?

Muzzle Tov!

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Did Bill Clinton find his wife funny?

He thought she was Hillarious

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How does the can opener get its name?

Because it can open things.

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Where is Kuwait?

Between Iraq and a hard place.

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Why couldn't Melissa figure out Eddie Edwards?

To her, he was Mister E.

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