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Why didn't Beth like pressing flowers?

She found it depressing, and she didn't like activities that were cut and dried.

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Why was the king nauseous?

Because the people were revolting.

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What is the electric company in Qatar called?

Electric Qatar.

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What do you call a mine that might be silver and might be gold?

Either ore.

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Why did Joe like working in the spring more than the fall?

He didn't like being the fall guy.

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How did the bad sergeant behave?

He was rotten to the corps.

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What part of the computer screen do you have to be careful about what it says?

The cursor.

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What is a good slogan for a company that makes lox?

We know the key to the lox.

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Why did Fred buy stock in the perfume company?

The way they made cents from their scents made sense.

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What is the study of Noah's ark called?

Ark-eology.

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Why do we regard wine as special?

Because it is from de vine.

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What do you call a polygon with thousands of sides?

A balagon ('overly complicated' in Hebrew)

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