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What did the world think about Edison's invention of the light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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How many degrees does a wrong angle have?

We know it's not 90 degrees, because that's a right angle.

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What is this?

It escapes me.

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What did Billy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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What happens when debt gets out of control?

It debt-inates.

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Why did the Jones family put pails at the edge of their property?

Because everthing after that was beyond the pail.

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What is it called when fishermen connect their nets together to catch fish?

An internet.

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As Annie grew up, what question kept nagging her?

Is the 'hokie pokie' really what's it's all about?

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How did Johnny feel when he spent all the pennies in his piggy bank?

It left him cents-less.

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Why is a young man and woman going out called a 'date'?

Because dates are sticky, and both are hoping it will be sticky.

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How do you compare baseball, bowling, and unions?

Baseball: 3 strikes=out, Bowling: 12 strikes= perfect game, Union: strikes are unlimited.

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What can you say about the courtroom of Judge Alan Fier?

Each of his trials was a trial by Fier.

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