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Why did King Midas make a well?

He thought, I might as well.

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What's another name for Shakespeare in the Park, that does not charge an entrance fee?

Free Will.

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What do you call a costume made up of sun, moon, and stars?

The disguise is the skies.

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What should you avoid pressing when near a cliff?

The press-ipice.

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What did Max do when he joined the surfboard team?

He was onboarded.

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Why did Lucy buy poppies from the florist?

It was Father's Day, and she bought flowers for her pop.

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What are building blocks made from sim cards called?

Sim City.

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Why do people on a roller coaster say 'Weeeeee'?

Because it's more fun when it's done together with others.

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What is a book called that is a collection of reviews about the movie Psycho?

Psycho Analysis

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What did the thread say to the needle?

I'm just passing through.

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How would you describe this?

Spring is in the air.

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How do you describe when someone eats too much too fast?

Haste makes waist.

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