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With the rule "I before E except after C', why is the word 'seize' an exception?

Because it is totally made up 'Seize'

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What do you call dew that stays on the grass and doesn't disappear?

Resi dew that is over dew.

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What room does Batman live in?

The Bat-room.

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Why did the runner not tie his sneakers?

Because he wanted to win, and not be tied.

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What is an intricate housing development called?

A complex complex.

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Why did Beth wear a blindfold when she slept?

Because her husband was such a light sleeper.

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What is a book about Elon Musk and Henry Ford called?

Auto Biography.

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When you put chili sauce in the refrigerator in Santiago, what does it become?

Chile chilly chili sauce.

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When Marsha told her husband on the phone that she was late, why did he call the police?

She said she was being held up.

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What is a course called where you learn to be a doctor with material you get in the mail?

A post doctorate.

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How do you add 4 letters to LAUGH and 1 letter to LAUGHTER to completely change their meaning?

OnsLAUGHt and sLAUGHTER.

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What does the drug store - that sells products using vegetables and fish - call itself?

Farm and Sea Pharmacy.

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