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Where did Maxine put all her bottles of water?

In the water closet.

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When do you want to be put down?

When making an appointment.

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What do athletes and musicians have in common?

They want to make records.

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What is it called when a prisoner sends a text message?

Con-text.

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What is it called when something is discussed on X?

It is X-communicated.

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What is the hardest thing about making a sidewalk?

The cement.

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Why did Dan double the size of the pockets on his pants?

He was told that to afford everything, he needed deep pockets.

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When Arnie said that he preferred to learn accordion rather than piano, what were his parents reaction?

They changed his music teacher accordingly.

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Why did the shepherd find the sheep so heavy?

Wherever he would lead them, they were lead.

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Why did the spoiled child want to become a stage designer?

He liked making a scene.

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What is similar between slamming on the car brakes and baseball?

They both have a short stop.

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What collection of animals gets its name from the sounds they make together?

A herd.

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