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What does praying and Swiss cheese have in common?

They are both holy.

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What is similar about doctors' situations before and after they graduate from medical school?

First they need patience, and then they need patients.

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Why did the student study outside in the cold?

Because he wanted to learn the subject cold.

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What is something before it was redundant?

Dundant.

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When Shakespeare had writer's block, what was his motto?

Where there's a Will, there's a way.

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What 2 letters do you say when you realize something?

I C

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What do you have when you remove the red lines?

love

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Why is the last part of a meal called dessert?

That's when people desert their diet.

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Why did the bed feel bad?

When people slept on it, it felt under a rest.

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How did Elsie the cow feel when she couldn't give milk?

She felt like an udder failure.

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What sauce can you use if you're behind in a race?

Ketchup.

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How do you describe that the bark of a tree doesn't taste as good as its fruit?

It's bark is worse than it's bite.

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