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What can happen to our calves if we eat too much?

They can become cows.

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What does this represent?

Making N's meet.

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Why did Jim eat steak when he was investing in companies?

Because he wanted a stake in the companies.

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What is it called when a prisoner sends a text message?

Con-text.

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What is it called when you 'burn the midnight oil' to stay awake studying for midterm exams?

Term oil.

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Why was Jill relieved after she put the lid back on the peanut butter jar.

Because now it's recovered.

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Why was Joyce amazed when she saw what came before posterous?

It was pre-posterous.

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Why did Martha carry a small rock with her?

To remind her that sometimes life is hard.

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Now that the Peter bought a dairy farm, what will he do with it?

He'll milk it for all its worth.

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What was Genghis Kahn's attitude that made him successful?

He was Kahn-fident.

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Why was Charlie so concerned when he found a hole in his bag of marbles that he never noticed before?

He thought that he might be losing his marbles.

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Why did the husband and wife feel very close to each other?

Because she was only one 'meet her' away.

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