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What did Noah do before the flood?

He was pre-pairing.

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How did the vegetarians react when Melinda offered to bring sweet and sour chicken to the party?

They said, keep your two scents out of it.

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What do economies and bicycle stores have in common?

They both have cycles.

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What does a watch repairman have in common with turning a wheel left to right?

They are both clock wise.

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How did Charlie feel when he lost his list of things to do?

He felt listless.

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What is good name for a men's clothing store in Thailand?

Tie Land.

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Why didn't Arnold answer questions about beans?

Because he didn't know beans about it.

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Why is it difficult to build submarines?

Whatever you build is sub-standard.

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What do you call a tree with poems attached to it?

Poet tree.

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When do you want to be put down?

When making an appointment.

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How did Abigail respond when her husband suggested that they go camping in the winter?

The idea leaves me cold.

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Why didn't Arnie like downhill skiing?

He wasn't inclined to enjoy that kind of activity.

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