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What part of doors can you eat?

The lox.

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What's high in the middle, and round at both ends?

The word Ohio.

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Why were the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages?

Because there were so many knights.

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How can we know when someone is ready for dating?

When their dating resume is UP TO DATE!

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As Annie grew up, what question kept nagging her?

Is the 'hokie pokie' really what's it's all about?

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What political system tries to make people calm?

Calm-unisim.

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What do you call a tax on things that people do wrong?

Syntax.

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What happened when a tree doctor put the bark of an oak tree on a maple tree?

It didn't work, because he was barking up the wrong tree.

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When do you tell people what they are?

When you tell them, 'You are welcome'.

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What is a crazy motive called?

A loco motive.

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Why is the centipede considered one of the strongest of insects?

It takes a while until it is on its last legs.

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What can you say about 2 matches?

They match.

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