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What do you call a President that is also a dentist?

President-ist.

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Why did Betty hold things very tightly when things got tough?

She didn't want things to get out of hand.

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What did the young man and woman eskimos have to do on their first date?

Break the ice.

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What did Marty say when he was saved by a lifeguard named Sam Bell?

"I was saved by the Bell".

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Why doesn't Superman go out after dark when he visits Krypton, Kentucky?

Because then it's Krypton night.

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What is the name of the rock band that sings about failure?

Rock Bottom

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What is another name for misleading and dangerous advertising?

Ad vice.

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What kind of eyes are good for saving money?

Econom eyes.

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How did Matt feel about the government diverting the river that made his stream dry up?

He thought it was ex-stream.

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What did Frank say when he wanted to tell someone how he felt?

I want to be Frank with you.

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How is the political system similar to the pages in a book?

Because everything is either justified right or justified left.

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What do carbon atoms do before they get married?

Carbon dating.

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