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Why did Max really appreciate his shoes?

It was his 'sole' means of support.

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What is a good name for a company that sells sprinkler systems?

Cease Fire (an actual name of a company)

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What's a good name for a tanning salon?

Tan Fastic.

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How did the ferris wheel owner feel about having almost no customers?

He felt like he was just spinning his wheels.

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Why did Bill always make sure he had enough reck with him?

He didn't want to be reckless.

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What fish do you find at the bottom of the sea?

Low lifes.

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How did Andy feel when the skin doctor cancelled his apppointment?

He felt irritated.

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What sauce can you use if you're behind in a race?

Ketchup.

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How do we know that the amount of seeds in a pear is an even number?

They come in pears.

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What is similar between a baseball player and a guard at a large party?

They both try to keep their eye on the ball.

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What skill did Noah use to build the ark?

Ark-itecture.

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How can we know when someone is ready for dating?

When their dating resume is UP TO DATE!

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