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Why was Amanda surprised that this perfume was so expensive?

She was told it was worth a red scent.

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What is a factory that packages eggs called?

An egg plant.

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How did Andy feel when the skin doctor cancelled his apppointment?

He felt irritated.

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What do you call a large party where matzah is served?

A matzah ball.

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Why did Peter bite into a packet of money?

People told him he should put his money where his mouth is.

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If Washington is the most Southern face on Mount Rushmore, what is Lincoln?

The North Face.

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What is similar about these 2 pictures?

They are both sublime

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Why was Bill's band - that hummed while playing drums - not successful?

It was humdrum.

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What did the artist do before he made a sculpture of a person's head?

He had to plan a head.

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Why did Betty stop eating sausage?

She thought it was the wurst.

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What are some 3 letter roles for people that are spelled the same backwards and forwards, showing they have to be flexible?

MOM, DAD, and TOT

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Why did Arnold use gloves when painting with red paint?

He didn't want to be caught red handed.

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