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Why was Amanda surprised that this perfume was so expensive?

She was told it was worth a red scent.

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Why did Matt run in the desert?

For the big race, he wanted to make a dry run.

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How did Matt feel about the government diverting the river that made his stream dry up?

He thought it was ex-stream.

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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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Why did Andrea not want to take papers out of the file cabinet?

She was concerned that they might become defiled.

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What did the sweet potato with amnesia say?

I don't know who I yam.

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What do you call a large amount of stamps?

A stamp-ede.

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What do you call someone who is an expert at choosing clocks for counter-tops?

Counter clock wise.

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How are different types of submarines described?

In sub-categories.

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What did the husband say when he brought his wife flowers?

This bud's for you.

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If the color of the White house is white, what is the color of a green house?

A greenhouse is transparent because its walls are made of glass.

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What vegetable has the best rhythm?

Beets.

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