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What did the tree do when it felt like just a stick in the mud?

It branched out.

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What novel is about a boy who always wakes up late?

The son also rises.

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After Bob broke his leg, why wasn't he able to control his kids?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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What was Jim's reaction when the other poker player wanted to deal the cards?

Well, it's not ideal.

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What's worse than a crazy driver?

Someone who drives you crazy.

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How did Max react when his wife served fish for supper 6 days in a row?

He said, "There's something fishy about this".

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What is it called when something is discussed on X?

It is X-communicated.

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Why did Mike buy picture frames?

Someone suggested that he reframe his problems.

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What is the shadow of peapod called?

A podcast.

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What is the most popular being in the sea?

The star fish.

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What is it called when a homeowner tries to stop a foreclosure of his house?

House keeping.

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Why was Billy very careful blowing out the candles on his birthday cake?

This was his big birthday party, and he didn't want to blow it.

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