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Why did Emily like making her bed in the morning?

Because then she felt like she had it made.

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What is a side-trip on a vacation called?

A detour on de tour.

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What is it called when sugar cane rebels against the farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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Why did the two electric eels like each other so much?

They found each other so electrifying.

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In what part of our head might there be praying going on all the time?

In our temples.

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What do you call a collection for money to plant bushes?

A hedge fund.

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What did the Arial, Helvetica, and Courier fonts say to each other?

You're not my type.

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Why did Jill buy a Jiffy car?

Because she wanted to go places and come back in a jiffy.

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What was the nickname of 10 year old Beth who was always getting into trouble?

Miss Cheevous

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What do they say about the tree that was cut down because it no longer had leaves?

It was absent without leaves.

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What novel is about a boy who always wakes up late?

The son also rises.

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When the tree was cut down, why did it not know how to react?

It was stumped.

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