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When the tree was cut down, why did it not know how to react?

It was stumped.

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What political system tries to make people calm?

Calm-unisim.

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What is similar between most men's hair and re-planting a garden?

They are both re-seeding.

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What do you call an engineer that dries out the water from streams?

An ex-stream-ist.

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What did Bill do when his hands were dirty?

He took them to a hand laundry.

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Why did Bob start a rabbit farm?

He wanted a hare raising experience.

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What type of cleaner pushes men away?

Deter gent.

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What did the cheese say when it was shredded?

I feel grate.

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Why did the baker really like his assistant who delivered wedding cakes?

Because he really takes the cake.

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Why are all shopping malls very similar?

You see one, you see the mall.

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What did the doctor say when his nurse said there was a man in the waiting room who was disappearing?

Tell him I can't see him now.

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What ring weight absolutely nothing?

The ring tone of a phone.

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