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Why did the owner of the factory close the factory when the workers went on strike a third time?

He said 3 strikes and we're out.

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What is the Sherlock Holmes story where he solves the mystery of the missing pillow?

The pillow case.

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What question can you ask about the leaves of an evergreen tree?

If they don't leave the tree, why are they called leaves?

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What do you call a duck that is a bad doctor?

A quack.

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Why is a sleeping person like a spy?

Because he is under cover.

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What did the seamstress say when she couldn't fix a hole in a sweater?

Oh darn it!

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Why did Lucy buy poppies from the florist?

It was Father's Day, and she bought flowers for her pop.

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What can you say about 2 matches?

They match.

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What do you call someone who is an expert about alarm clocks?

An alarmist.

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What is the disadvantage of a book having a cover?

You might be tempted to judge the book by it.

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How can we know when someone is ready for dating?

When their dating resume is UP TO DATE!

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How did Elliot's investment in the chicken farm work out?

It took him a while to re-coop his investment.

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