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What does a piece of paper and a soda without fizz have in common?

They are both flat.

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How does Barbie know when to go on stage?

She waits for the Barbie cue.

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What was Bill's reaction when someone approached him with a negative attitude?

He was non-plussed.

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How do spiders find food to eat?

They look on the web.

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What do you call a hippie who is a phony?

A hippie-crit.

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What can you say about a bagel with a very large hole?

It's hole is bigger than the sum of its parts.

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Why didn't Angela like shopping for fruits and vegetable?

Because often they were very fresh.

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What number does a train say?

Two - Two.

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What happened when the oil candle over Bill's bed fell on him while he was sleeping?

He woke up oily in the morning.

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What kind of fruit did they use against Donald Trump?

He was impeached twice.

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During an uprising, what are random groups of armed men called?

Malicious militias.

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Why did the dirty dishes in the sink feel connected to each other?

Because they were all in sync.

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