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How did the city feel when they built a stone wall a mile long?

They felt it was a milestone.

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Why was Bill's band - that hummed while playing drums - not successful?

It was humdrum.

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What did Heaven say to the angel that put too much dew on the grass?

Don't over dew it.

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Why did Billy have trouble learning to speak using future and past tense?

It made him tense.

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How was Bill's mug shot that was taken when he was arrested by mistake?

The picture didn't do him justice.

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Why did the maple tree feel bad?

When people took its maple syrup, it felt like such a sap, and it sapped its energy.

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How did Maxine feel when her stomach started crying because of the way she was eating?

She knew she had an upset stomach.

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What does a casual dresser and DNA have in common?

Jeans.

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After the hour and minute hand of a clock, what is the 3rd hand called?

The second hand.

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What kind of bird doesn't sing, but only hums?

A hummingbird.

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Why did Liz putting a wedding song as her phone's ring tone?

She wanted a wedding ring.

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What do you call a young female cow?

Miss Steak.

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