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What is a policeman called when he's sleeping in bed?

An undercover cop.

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What is a good name for a car repair shop, that takes care of cars like a mother cares for children?

Good Car Ma

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Why didn't Arnie like downhill skiing?

He wasn't inclined to enjoy that kind of activity.

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What's a good name for a parking garage that treats its customers like royalty?

Par King.

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How would you describe a woman in trouble, if all you can identify is her dress?

A damsel in this dress.

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What is a party called where everyone is treated equally?

A democratic party.

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Why did Andrea not want to take papers out of the file cabinet?

She was concerned that they might become defiled.

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Why did Beth wear sneakers when she did the wash?

In case the colors would run.

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What is the difference between an elephant and a car?

One has the trunk in the front, and the other has the trunk in the back.

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What do you call a thief that leaves no clues?

Stainless steal.

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If you formed some herbs into a small submarine, what would be the result?

A suburb.

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What is a prosecutor that doesn't respect defendants rights called?

A persecutor.

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