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What is the most popular being in the sea?

The star fish.

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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a nap or you can take a break.

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Will the door squeak when it's opened and closed?

That hinges on whether it is oiled.

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Why did Betty look for someone who loves ceilings?

She thought it would be cool if she got a ceiling fan.

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Why did Trump remove the restrictions on plastic straws?

Because in terms of government intervention, it was the last straw.

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Why wasn't Charlotte concerned when she misplaced the basket of turnups?

She figured they would turnup somewhere.

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Why is this very useful?

Because people say they'll do things when they get a round tuit.

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Why are the internal parts of a person called organs?

Because they are very organized.

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What are hotdogs called when they are cold?

Hotdogs.

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Why did Jill often find it difficult to find her sneakers?

She suspected that it was because they were sneaking around the house.

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Why are people who used to be perts very smart?

Because they are ex-perts.

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Why did the bakery shoot their cake up in a rocket ship?

They want to say their cake is out-of-this-world.

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