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Where do you go when it's night and you're in bed and you're tired?

You go to sleep.

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What is the plural of plea?

Please.

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What happens when a problem is solved twice?

It is resolved.

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When Bob went camping, why did he avoid touching the tents?

He didn't want to feel tents.

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What did Bill do when his hands were dirty?

He took them to a hand laundry.

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How did Jack learn to give himself a haircut?

He knew it off the top of his head.

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Why did Edith insist on drinking tea out of her own cup?

Any other way was not her cup of tea.

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Why did the police give the suspect a bowl of beans at the edge of the table?

They wanted him to spill the beans.

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What did the chiropractor say when he started working on a patient?

Welcome back.

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Why did Mike buy picture frames?

Someone suggested that he reframe his problems.

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What did Cynthia say when her dog bit into her rye bread sandwich?

Something is awry!

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After someone stole Bobby's clothes while he was swimming, did he get home without people seeing him?

Yes, but just barely.

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