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What permission is needed to kill lice?

A lice sense.

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How did Bill like making food on the grill?

It was grate.

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What do you call a website that tells you one fact after another?

A factory.

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What involves getting into the nitty-gritty of what is right and wrong?

Inte-gritty.

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What was the motto of the company that made horror movies?

We've only begun to fright.

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How did Andy feel when the skin doctor cancelled his apppointment?

He felt irritated.

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Why wasn't Lucy happy about her schedule?

Because she was so busy, it wasn't funny.

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How are banks like trees?

They both have branches.

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What did the mother say to get her son to stop playing video games and come to dinner?

Step up to the plate.

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What is a doctor called that treats conditions caused by ticks?

A tick doc.

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How do you describe that the bark of a tree doesn't taste as good as its fruit?

It's bark is worse than it's bite.

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Why did Marla always start walking with her right foot?

She wanted to put her best foot forward.

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