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What is the scan number on a box of cereal called?

Its cereal number.

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What is a gun in a hat called?

A cap gun.

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How is this feeling?

Wheely well.

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What kind of tea seems to last forever?

Eterni-tea.

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How did the can opener get its name?

Because it 'can' open things.

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What is a sharp, clever woman called?

A shrewd shrew.

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Why did Bill throw a stone out of the car window whenever he made a turn?

He didn't want to leave any turn un-stoned.

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Why did Sam look online for a site that sold scratch?

He wanted to build things from scratch.

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What country is named after neck-wear?

Tie Land.

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Why did Bill always make sure he had enough reck with him?

He didn't want to be reckless.

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What paragraph does Ron Desantis add to every contract?

A DeSantis clause.

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How can you hold air?

By holding your breath.

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