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What did the sweet potato with amnesia say?

I don't know who I yam.

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What is a loud group of boys playing called?

Boisterous.

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Why didn't Martha like having pet ducks?

She found they weren't what they were quacked up to be.

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What do you call someone who is driven crazy by the ticking of a clock?

A luna-tick.

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What happened when the paint Jerry took spilled on his hands?

He was caught red handed.

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In the body, what is between tendon B and tendon D.

Tendency.

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What can you say about people who live on the Iraq/Iran border?

They live between Iraq and a hard place.

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Why don't red and blue get along with each other?

They are on different wavelengths.

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Why does Ben like tea?

It gets him from 'HERE' to 'THERE'.

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What is good name for a men's clothing store in Thailand?

Tie Land.

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What letter of the alphabet is similar to a person with a split personality?

W

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What do you call worrying about the complications of losing money in a real estate complex?

A complex complex about a complex.

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