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What phone app helps you go to sleep for short periods of time?

The Nap App.

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Why was Amanda surprised that this perfume was so expensive?

She was told it was worth a red scent.

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Why did Ed swim to the very bottom of his swimming pool?

He had a problem with the pool, and he wanted to get to the bottom of it.

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What psychiatric tool is similar the noses of hippies?

Hip noses.

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When you are very tired and need to rest, where should you go?

A rest room.

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Why did the prisoner try to break out of jail?

He figured that after all that jail time, he needed a break.

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What part of a river has the most money?

The river bank.

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During negotiations, why did one side suggest that they continue at the local diner?

They wanted to make a counter offer.

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How do you describe someone who is no longer centric?

Ex-centric.

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When Matthew Gen was knighted, why did people think he was a doctor?

Because people called him Sir Gen.

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How did the American Indians feel about transporting things by travois.

It was a drag.

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What word means both 'large' and 'disgusting'?

Gross

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