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What's the motto of a computer programmer who enjoys programming?

I never metadata I didn't like.

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Why was the cook proud of the eggs she made?

Because they were well done.

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What did the cat - whose name was Yow - say?

Me Yow.

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Why did the Teddy Bear go outside?

It felt stuffy inside the house.

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How do you wake up bread?

You make it rise.

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How did they describe the situation where the band's bass players were drunk?

The basses were loaded.

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Why are the Patriot missiles kosher?

Because they have fins and chew their scuds.

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What happened when the skunk hurt his nose?

It didn't smell anymore.

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What day do armies go off to battle?

March forth.

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What is the richest perfume.

Musk.

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What must we make sure about a peace process?

That it's not an appease process.

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How was the game between professional football players and prisoners in jail?

It had its pros and cons.

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