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What 5 one syllable words rhyme and are all dramatic?

Purge, surge, urge, merge, and splurge.

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How do you describe a mediocre seamstress?

A so-so sew-sew.

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How did they describe the situation where the band's bass players were drunk?

The basses were loaded.

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Why did Mike buy picture frames?

Someone suggested that he reframe his problems.

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What is the study of the family history of Genies called?

Genie-ology.

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What kind of running results in having less of something?

Running out of something.

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Why did Lisa buy things with pennies?

When she bought things, she wanted to use common cents.

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What does a party of hippies and a woman's hair brush have in common?

They both have a hair ball.

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Do cows generally live alone?

It's generally un-herd of.

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What was Bill's nickname after he was able to drive to avoid the tornado?

Mister "missed the twister".

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What is it called when husbands tell puns to their wives?

Pun-ishment.

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What does someone say to a friend who he thinks is too optimistic?

You topian!

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