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When Mitchel lost money in a risky investment, why did he feel like his clean suit?

Because they had both been taken to the cleaners.

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When Matthew Gen was knighted, why did people think he was a doctor?

Because people called him Sir Gen.

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Why did Martha feel bad for her calendar?

Because its days are numbered.

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Why did the prophet need glasses?

He was far-sighted.

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When Arnold found a well full of bees, why did he avoid it?

Because he wanted to be well.

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What do you call a tree with poems attached to it?

Poet tree.

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Why did the prisoner try to break out of jail?

He figured that after all that jail time, he needed a break.

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Why did the bartender put rolls on the bar next to the drinks?

His motto was 'Roll with the punches'.

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Why did Betty enjoy the Uber ride?

It gave her a lift.

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What famous saying does this represent?

Two bees or not two bees.

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Why was Fred confused by forms?

Because he didn't know if he should fill them IN or fill them OUT.

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What did the waiter say when the customer sent the food back to the kitchen?

Thanks for the feedback.

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