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How did the world react to Edison's invention of the electric light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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What can happen if a person has too much debt?

It can debt-inate.

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Why do shoes sneeze when they get hot?

They become hot-shoes!

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What do carbon atoms do before they get married?

Carbon dating.

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What are axes that are used by criminals called?

Axes of Evil.

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What did Michael Sherlock call the housing development that he built?

Sherlock Homes.

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Why didn't Bill like going to malls?

He felt that if you see one, you see the mall.

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If there was an earthquake in California, who would be blamed?

People would probably say it was San Andreas fault.

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What did Bobby do when the bullies didn't let him use the slide?

He let is slide.

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What finger does a card-shark use to manipulate the card deck?

The in-decks finger.

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What is the difference between a building under construction and a flashlight?

The building uses heavy beams, and a flashlight uses light beams.

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Why did the people realize that calling their town Competent was not a good idea?

Then all the people in the town would be in Competent.

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