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Why did Trump remove the restrictions on plastic straws?

Because in terms of government intervention, it was the last straw.

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What food is this?

Apple Pie

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How can you help people who are suspicious?

Change the first letter of suspicious from S to A, to make it auspicious.

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Why did Bill get arrested when he was boarding a plane?

In a loud voice he said 'Hi' to his friend Jack.

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When the bee joined the bee hive, how did it feel?

It felt like a newbie.

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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a nap or you can take a break.

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What aunt disagrees about everything?

Aunt Tithesis

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What happens when the king's neck hurts?

He has a royal pain in the neck.

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What do you call it when the CIA puts a bugging device in a flower pot in a factory?

A plant in a plant in a plant.

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What is history from a woman's point of view called?

Her Story.

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How do you translate MS/DOS from Hebrew to English?

Honest Thinking (Emes Das)

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What would be the result if you used incense made from mushrooms?

A mushroom cloud.

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