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When a doctor displayed the brain image of a high IQ person, what was the reaction?

That it was ingenious.

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What's the opposite of a Thanksgiving turkey?

A spring chicken.

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Why did the hospital remove the windows from the operating room?

They wanted it to be paneless.

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How do you describe someone who has gotten use to being a little crazy?

Home on deranged.

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What did the sculptor do before he sculpted the subject's head?

He had to plan a head.

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What do you call it when the CIA puts a bugging device in a flower pot in a factory?

A plant in a plant in a plant.

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What kind of tea is good for mental health?

Sana Tea.

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What can you learn from watching a pear tree grow?

You can learn more about how to pre-pear.

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Why is a pet lusion that seems to be sick not really sick?

Because it's an ill lusion.

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What is a stack of watches called?

A watch tower.

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What did the waiter say when the customer sent the food back to the kitchen?

Thanks for the feedback.

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What grammar is similar to regretting the past and worrying about the future?

Past tense and future tense.

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