Pictures:

Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did Fred buy stock in the perfume company?

The way they made cents from their scents made sense.

819
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did Jim's friends buy him a 10-foot pole?

Now he has a 10-foot pole to not touch objectionable things with.

577
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How did ice cream get its name?

When you go on a scale after eating it, you scream.

448
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What do you call a zoo that feeds the animals zucchinis?

A zoo-kini.

2748
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What interpersonal skill is named after a Greek legend?

Apollo gize.

2205
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why didn't Barry ever work out in the gym?

He planned to go there, but it never worked out.

2297
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did Andrea want to date a writer?

She was looking for Mr. Write.

1179
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What novel does this represent?

Frank and stein.

2152
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How do you describe a cow that is very particular about the food it eats?

It chooses its cud.

473
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did King Louis XV say, "After me comes the flood"?

He reigned for 59 years, and King Louis XIV reigned for 72 years, and after all that reigning, of course there would be a flood!

1193
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What's the difference between a couple who are dating and a fire?

When the couple goes out, it progresses. When the fire goes out, it ends.

1427
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What kind of animal tries to keep all the bushes to itself?

A hedgehog.

467