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What was Sylvia's reaction to the box of cookies falling on the floor?

That's the way the cookie crumbles.

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How did Bill like his new job working as a chauffeur?

Chauffeur so good.

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What begins with a dish and is not honest?

The word dishonest.

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Why did Andrea want to date a writer?

She was looking for Mr. Write.

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Why is eating a liter of food like adding a T to it?

It becomes litter.

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What happened when Arnold didn't recognize Emily Takin?

He was mistaken about Miss Taken.

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What is it called if someone thinks they can learn Torah by listening to Beatle music?

Beatle Torah.

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What was it called when Samantha texted her friend about the great date she was on?

It was an update about the up date.

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What psychiatric tool is similar the noses of hippies?

Hip noses.

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What part of the meat did Bill try not to bring to his wife from the freezer?

He didn't think it was a good idea to give his wife the cold shoulder.

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Why is the last part of a meal called dessert?

That's when people desert their diet.

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What is it called when a very small child waves at you?

Micro wave lovin'.

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