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What kind of scientist studies bubbles?

A fizz-a-cist.

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What does an air conditioner and a hair conditioner have in common?

They both can make you feel cool.

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What 3 letters do you have to be very cautious and wary of?

NME

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Why is the name for the animal duck misleading?

Because when a hunter tries to shoots at it, it doesn't duck, it flies away.

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When the music tracks that Jay submitted lost the music competition, what was the ironic result?

He made a lot of money off the beaten tracks.

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Is it good to answer a question with a question?

Is there a better way?

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Why was there a rainbow after the flood of Noah's ark?

Because he passed with flying colors.

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What is a store called that sells only items for the left hand?

A second hand store.

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Why didn't Jerry want to buy a car without a clutch?

He regarded it as shiftless.

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How do you add 4 letters to LAUGH and 1 letter to LAUGHTER to completely change their meaning?

OnsLAUGHt and sLAUGHTER.

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What is a program called that tries to convince people to become doctors?

Indoctorinzation.

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What do you call someone who is an expert about alarm clocks?

An alarmist.

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