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What do you call someone who is an expert about alarm clocks?

An alarmist.

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How did the decorations on the toilet paper feel?

They were on a roll.

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What did one boxer say to the other boxer?

Did you miss me?

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Why didn't people believe this when they saw it?

They thought it was pi in the sky.

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How would you describe Luke Skywalker if he's not that friendly?

Luke warm.

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What do you call a store that doesn't move?

A stationery store.

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What kind of thinking do you need to eat Cracker Jack?

Out of the box thinking.

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Why is it difficult to be brave in the North Pole?

There's a tendency to get cold feet.

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Why in the army do they avoid giving treats twice?

That would involve a re-treat.

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How did Bob feel about his lawyer challenging the judge's decision about his slipping on a banana?

He found it appealing that his lawyer was appealing the peel appeal.

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What is an example of an American war that was not civil?

The Civil War.

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What is a husband and wife called in Czechoslovakia?

Czech mate.

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