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Why did the mother love carry her child?

She started loving it when she carried him before he was born.

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Why did Jerry expect to hear quacking after the air conditioning repair men left?

They said they were putting in new air conditioning ducks.

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What is it called when a parrot chews off and swallows the weak end of a stick?

A weekend in parrots.

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How did farmer Jones know not to feed his ox eggs?

Because the ox rebelled against any yokes.

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Why do you really have to hand it to short people?

Because otherwise, they can't reach it themselves.

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If you put blue berries deep in the ground, what are they called?

Very buried berries.

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How did Sam's parents react when he threw the cereal in the garbage without eating it.

They said he was a cereal killer.

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Why didn't Joe understand airplanes?

It was above his head.

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What did pregnant Emily and the library book she was reading have in common?

They were both due in September.

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Why did Beth wear a blindfold when she slept?

Because her husband was such a light sleeper.

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What part of the day has the most Ning?

More Ning.

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What is the most popular being in the sea?

The star fish.

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