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Where is restraint within us?

In hibitions.

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What did Barry say when he saw his neighbor put a muzzle on his dangerous dog?

Muzzle Tov!

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Katz feel when they went out with her 8 kids?

They felt like she was herding Katz.

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What does a website have in common with a tightrope walker?

They're both online.

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What's the difference between looking for a parking space and washing clothes?

With one you want spots to appear, and with the other you wants spots to disappear.

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Why didn't Bill promise his wife that he would be a billionaire?

Because that didn't look very promising.

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What song is encouraging to the letter C?

Oh say can you C?

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Why is sitting sometimes difficult?

You have to sit down and sit up at the same time.

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What is special about an erasable whiteboard?

Its remarkable.

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What does the sound of ducks and unsound docs have in common?

They are both quacks.

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Why does the world have problems?

Because it is bi-polar.

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What is it called when the sugar cane workers go on strike?

The cane mutiny.

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