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Why did the CEO buy sailboats for the company?

He wanted to increase sails.

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What was Judy's reaction when the milk spilled on the floor?

No use crying over spilled milk.

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When do you stop looking for something?

When you find it.

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What is similar between a clothing factory and Scrabble?

They both use text tiles.

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What did the pan say when it was covered with aluminum foil?

Foiled again!

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What do you call a President that is also a dentist?

President-ist.

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What was Ava's reaction when the jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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What did the knot say when it was asked, "Are you untied".

It answered, "I am knot".

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Why was Bob upset when he got a fine?

He didn't think it was fine at all.

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When Maxine was offered wine, what did she answer that was misinterpreted?

Wine, not.

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What do sales people do when they make big sales?

They have a sell-abration.

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When the desire to repent is pent-up, where does one repent?

In a pent-house.

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