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What kind of scientist studies bubbles?

A fizz-a-cist.

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When Jim went to the seashore at dawn, how did he feel when the early morning mist cleared?

He had liked being in the midst of the mist, and he missed the mist.

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Why did trumpet players in the band feel bad after their performance?

They felt they blew it.

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What do Siamese twins say to each other before dinner?

Would you like to join me before dinner?

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Why did Nancy like turning on light bulbs?

She enjoyed the experience of 'seeing the light'.

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What do you call a successful young man that hardly ever sleeps?

A son that never sets.

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What group of letters do planes fly over?

They fly over C's.

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How did Bob become a carpenter?

He was an apprentice to a carpenter, and that nailed it.

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What is the healthiest kind of table?

A vege-table.

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What is a combination of a pig and a pine tree?

A porcupine.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Jones feel about their tax bill?

They felt under attacks.

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What is good motto for a gym, to encourage people to lose weight?

Let there be light!

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