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When Alan and Betty Jones got lost during the African safari, what was their main worry?

They didn't want to be caught behind enemy lions.

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What are magazines called that agree with the viewpoint of Donald Trump?

MAGA zines.

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When the class made a puppet show, why did they buy a bag of rolls?

Because each puppet had a different roll.

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Why is K-OS not a good name for a computer operating system?

It sounds like Chaos.

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What is a program called that tries to convince people to become doctors?

Indoctorinzation.

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How often is there a blue moon?

Once in a blue moon.

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What water do athletes drink when they use the trampoline?

Spring water.

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Why did the manager buy a very large piece of paper?

Because he wanted all his workers to be on the same page.

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What is a survey about telephone usage called?

A telephone poll.

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What did the people on the ship say when they saw Jack the pirate boarding their ship?

Hijack.

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Why does the calendar have a good social life?

It has a lot of dates.

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How did the city feel when they built a stone wall a mile long?

They felt it was a milestone.

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