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What word describes looking forward to see your aunt?

Aunt-icipation.

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How is a bird similar to the wife of a miser?

They both go 'cheap, cheap'.

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If a hiker meets in the woods a large bear on the left and a small bear on the right, what should he do?

Bear right.

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What do lawyers do?

They insert and remove claws in clauses.

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After Bob broke his leg, why wasn't he able to control his kids?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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Where did Melinda keep information about doctors and medicine?

In her 'docs' folder on her computer.

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If the rule is "I before E except after C", why is the word Weird different?

Because the word is Weird.

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What is it called when a car has a good mother?

Good car ma.

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Why is eating a liter of food like adding a T to it?

It becomes litter.

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Will wind turbines be successful in producing clean energy?

The answer is blowing in the wind.

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What is it called when a boy in the family sets the table?

The setting son.

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Why is sitting sometimes difficult?

You have to sit down and sit up at the same time.

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