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What is it called when husbands tell puns to their wives?

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Pun-ishment.

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Would anyone make or buy an odor-less perfume?

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No, that would be non-scents.

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What do skyscrapers and libraries have in common?

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They have a lot of stories.

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What two letters are used to make a spreadsheet?

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XL

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Where do baseball teams store their baseball bats?

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It the bat room.

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How did King Kong feel about the woman he was holding?

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He had a crush on her.

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What do you call a tax on things that people do wrong?

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Syntax.

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Why did Amanda stare at gifts before opening them up?

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Her friends told her she should focus more on the present.

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When the patient said he had trouble with his memory, how did the doctor respond?

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In that case, you pay me up front.

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How do you describe a mediocre seamstress?

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A so-so sew-sew.

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What nickname did Billy's English teacher give him because his essays were so good?

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Bill of writes.

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What kind of tea seems to last forever?

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Eterni-tea.

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What is it called when husbands tell puns to their wives?

Pun-ishment.

Would anyone make or buy an odor-less perfume?

No, that would be non-scents.

What do skyscrapers and libraries have in common?

They have a lot of stories.

What two letters are used to make a spreadsheet?

XL

Where do baseball teams store their baseball bats?

It the bat room.

How did King Kong feel about the woman he was holding?

He had a crush on her.

What do you call a tax on things that people do wrong?

Syntax.

Why did Amanda stare at gifts before opening them up?

Her friends told her she should focus more on the present.

When the patient said he had trouble with his memory, how did the doctor respond?

In that case, you pay me up front.

How do you describe a mediocre seamstress?

A so-so sew-sew.

What nickname did Billy's English teacher give him because his essays were so good?

Bill of writes.

What kind of tea seems to last forever?

Eterni-tea.

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