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What special character is similar to having doubts about communism?

Question Marx.

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When Mark heard his friend say 'I saw her in this dress', why did he get alarmed?

He thought he said, 'I saw her in distress'.

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What is a problem with the summer?

The weather is heading for a fall.

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Why did Billy write in all capital letters?

He wanted to practice being a Capitalist.

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Why did Maxine like riding on the ferris wheel?

It made her feel like a big wheel.

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Why did Superman's fruit bowl remind him of football?

It was a super bowl.

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Why did Jerry Teck become a computer programmer?

Because people always said to him 'Hi Teck'.

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How did Max feel about pulling his old couch to the junkyard?

It was such a drag.

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What did the rancher say to the person he thought was taking down parts of his fence?

I'm accusing you, but I hope you don't take offence.

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What did the jigsaw puzzle man have trouble with?

He found it hard to pull himself together.

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Why did Ben find it so easy to sleep?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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What do you call a plane that is not fancy?

A plain plane.

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