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Why did Beverly avoid bidding too much at auctions?

She thought it might be considered morbid.

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Why did Max fire his accountant?

Because Max told him he wanted the business to be liquid, and the accountant thought he said 'liquidated'.

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Why was Bill so exhausted after a day of putting tires on the inner rings of car wheels?

It was tire ring.

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In what direction do people clean?

They clean up.

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How did Bill feel when he searched for gold, and found a profitable iron mine?

He thought it was ironic.

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What do you call billiard balls 1, 3, 5, 7, 9, 11, 13, and 15?

Odd balls.

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Why did Bill take music stands from other places, and put them in his house?

When he felt strongly about something, he felt he needed to take a stand.

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If someone shook a tree, gathered the leaves that fell and made paper from it, what would the paper be called?

Loose leaf paper.

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Where does a mountain hiker sleep?

On bedrock.

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How did Matt and Milly Preiss describe their successful day of parachute jumping?

The Preiss's fell down to earth.

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How did workers feel about going out on strike?

They felt the labor pains would give birth to a better situation.

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