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When you add up numbers, and are amazed at the result, what is that called?

Awe sum.

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What information is in an Art History book?

Artifacts.

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What's in back of the back of a person?

The front of the person.

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What seeds are named after fathers?

Poppy seeds.

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When you pay a therapist for a session, what does the therapist expect back?

Change.

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How did Johnny feel when he spent all the pennies in his piggy bank?

It left him cents-less.

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Why don't matadors take bulls seriously?

Because they know that they are full of bull.

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When did the mother of a newborn boy wake up?

At son rise.

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How was Gumby when it came to making appointments?

He was very flexible.

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What is a father called who is an expert at doing things?

A doo dad.

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What does a baker with a high IQ bake?

Smart cookies.

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Are people in a family 'absolute'?

They are 'relative', that's why they are called relatives.

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