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What did the artist do before he made a sculpture of a person's head?

He had to plan a head.

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How did Bill lose so much weight?

Whenever he was about to eat - he thought of the word 'weight', and it reminded him to wait.

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What did the Howard Knot Rope Company say about its competitors?

They're not Knot knots.

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What does a lawyer wear to a trial?

A law suit.

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Why did the shepherd find the sheep so heavy?

Wherever he would lead them, they were lead.

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How do you compare the words Mercy (English) and Merci (French)?

Mercy is what one asks for, and Merci is what one says after getting it.

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What do you call a group of investors that trust each other?

A trust fund

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What is special about the sentence, 'See, yes we can'?

The words mean Yes in Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew.

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