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How does a doctor thank someone for referrals?

Thank you for your patients.

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What is the result of the fact that there are 7 trillion nerves in the human body?

Sometimes we feel like a bundle of nerves.

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Why is it important that ducks learn to fly at an early age?

Because before they learn to fly they are just sitting ducks.

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What happened when Max’s wife asked him to get plums from the grocery store?

He plum forgot.

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What kind of headlines do people not like to see?

The ones in their forehead, because it indicates worry and tension.

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What is store that sells phones called?

A sell phone store.

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What was it like during the thunderstorm on the camping trip?

It was intense in the tents.

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How did the moose get into the restaurant?

The customer asked for mousse, and the waiter brought him one.

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When Bill took the hot air balloon, why did he find it hard to concentrate?

Because then his head was in the clouds.

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Why did the caveman knock rocks together?

To make rock music.

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What's an attitude in life that can make things harder?

Taking things for granite.

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What part of an animal allows it to conceal itself?

It's hide.

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