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What is someone called who puts up gates in alleys?

Alley gater.

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What is something before it was redundant?

Dundant.

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What is an undercover cop's clothing called?

This guy's disguise.

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What was the double-jointed acrobat very good at?

Patting himself on the back.

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What illness do birds get after they fly a lot?

The flew.

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When do you want to be put down?

When making an appointment.

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Why did Betty need to call the dry cleaner where she had left her clothes?

She had a pressing question.

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