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Why did a lot of people want to use Alan Richter's bathroom scale?

Because they wanted to know what they weighed on the Richter scale.

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Why did Amanda avoid cookies, cake, and crackers?

She tried to void foods that are crummy.

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Why did Martha love walking on the boardwalk?

She never had a bored walk on the boardwalk.

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What is an example of a ring that weighs nothing?

The ring of a phone or of a doorbell.

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What 2 letters do you say when you realize something?

I C

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What did Betty call the fish meals that she loved eating?

Delicious fishes.

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What name for cigarettes describes the harm they do?

Sick-arettes.

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During negotiations, why did one side suggest that they continue at the local diner?

They wanted to make a counter offer.

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Why did Janet eat from a bag of dates when she talked to Joe at work?

She wanted him to ask her for a date.

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Why did Bill take sleeping lessons?

He wanted to sleep well.

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Why was Arnold concerned about his small garbage pail?

Because it was a little pale.

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Why did Marty become a bartender?

He was so wild as a kid, people said he would end up behind bars.

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