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What do you call someone who is dishonest with words?

A lexi-con.

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What vegetable has the best rhythm?

Beets.

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How is a supermarket similar to a flock of male sheep?

There are a lot of aisles (ayel is Hebrew for a male sheep)

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What happened to the lawyer who spent too much time drinking at the bar?

He was dis-barred.

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What is a survey done over the phone called?

A telephone poll.

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What kind of point is not sharp?

A moot point.

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What do taxi companies and computer devices have in common?

They both use drivers.

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What is a stack of watches called?

A watch tower.

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What does this represent?

The splitting of the the red sea.

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What US city has a name similar to this?

Little Rock

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What permission did the poet need to write poetry?

Poetic license.

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Who did Yvonne go to in order to take care of her eye tic?

A tic doc.

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