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How can psychiatrists charge so much?

Because people have to be crazy to pay those rates.

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Why was the singer embarrassed to go on stage and perform?

Because he was a little horse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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Were the people in the Middle Ages bad people?

Not really, they were only medi-evil.

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During negotiations, why did one side suggest that they continue at the local diner?

They wanted to make a counter offer.

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What is it called when people hold that only their belief system is valid?

Pious bias.

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Why did Mr. Roberts take his key with an R attached, and put in on the upper hook on the wall?

He believed in the principle of higher R key.

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How would you describe this?

Spring is in the air.

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What is it called when a government tries to get support by giving things away for free?

A free-for-all.

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What do you call a veterinarian that used to be in the army?

A vet vet.

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Why are reading glasses called glasses?

Because they are made from plastic?

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What is it called when you're on a boat and invite people to play and no one shows up?

You're not playing with a full deck.

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Why did Max pick up his glass of wine?

He wanted to lift his spirits.

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