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Why is it important that ducks learn to fly at an early age?

Because before they learn to fly they are just sitting ducks.

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Why do prophets tell others about their visions?

The prophet motive is to wake people up to the truth.

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Though Joe was a great pitcher, why did he insist on playing other positions on the baseball team?

He didn't want to be pitch-in holed.

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What is going on a boat with friends called?

Friendship.

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What do teachers and eyes have in common?

They both have pupils.

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What happened when the skunk hurt his nose?

It didn't smell anymore.

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What is the most dishonest animal?

The cheetah.

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How are vegetables different than kids?

Vegetables are bad when spoiled and good when fresh, but it's not good if kids are either fresh or spoiled.

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Why did the people playing poker surround themselves with bushes?

They wanted to hedge their bets.

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What is a happy insect called?

An uptick.

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Where are 3 places you can rest?

A rest stop, a restaurant, and a restroom.

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What is the prettiest angle?

The acute angle.

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