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How did Bill react when he saw graffiti in his school?

He knew that the handwriting was on the wall.

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What can you say about the stories of how staples, paper-clips, and thumb-tacks were developed?

They are all fasten-ating.

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Why did the genie go to a psycho-therapist?

Because he felt all bottled-up.

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Why is "libre" the Latin root for both book and liberty'?

It implies that learning makes us free.

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How did Maxine feel when her stomach started crying because of the way she was eating?

She knew she had an upset stomach.

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How do you describe a seagull that believes everything you say?

Gullible.

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What did Jimmy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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What is it called when fishermen connect their nets together to catch fish?

An internet.

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How does a skunk know how to release its smell?

It uses its in-stinked.

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What is an army of babies called?

Infantry.

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Why did the caveman knock rocks together?

To make rock music.

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How did the trampoline team feel about being behind in the World championships?

They were sure they were going to bounce back.

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