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What does China and Turkey have in common?

They raise red flags.

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What is another name for misleading and dangerous advertising?

Ad vice.

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Why didn't Bill like going to malls?

He felt that if you see one, you see the mall.

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Why is this inspiring?

It says 'Eye can!'

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How did Dr. Frankenstein end up putting the wrong brain in body he built?

It was a no-brainer.

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What do you call a crockpot that is broken?

A crackpot.

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Why did Beth get so upset when there was only one straw left in the dining room, and someone else took it?

Because that was the last straw!

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What did Barry say when he was told about a newsstand that he didn't know about?

That's news to me.

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What three letters are not our friend?

NME

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Why did Sam get up from bed in the morning?

He decided he wasn't going to take it lying down anymore.

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What is it called when a homeowner tries to stop a foreclosure of his house?

House keeping.

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What is an example of an American war that was not civil?

The Civil War.

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