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What word describes a variety of missiles?

Missile-aneous.

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Why did Mike buy picture frames?

Someone suggested that he reframe his problems.

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How did the spice feel when it were burned?

It was incensed.

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What is it called when someone corrects a Morse code message they regretted sending?

Re-Morse.

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How did worms get onto Noah's ark?

They came in pears.

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What does a liquor store have in common with a crowded highway?

They both have bottlenecks.

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Where does superman shop for food?

The supermarket.

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Why did Amanda avoid cookies, cake, and crackers?

She tried to void foods that are crummy.

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