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After the earthquake destroyed the land where a well was, what did the engineer say who was looking for it in the dark?

I don't feel well.

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What is the difference between a lawsuit, a birthday, and politics?

A lawsuit has 2 parties, a birthday has 1 party, and politics has many parties.

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Where do boots go to rest and have fun in the summer?

Boot camp.

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Why didn't Max like racketball?

He thought that people who played it were off the wall.

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Why did Janet eat from a bag of dates when she talked to Joe at work?

She wanted him to ask her for a date.

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When Shakespeare had writer's block, what was his motto?

Where there's a Will, there's a way.

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What made Ted the Teddy bear so smart?

He really knew his stuff.

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When you are very tired and need to rest, where should you go?

A rest room.

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If two eyes are labeled A and B, what eye is smarter?

A Eye

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After working for 40 years, why didn't Joe want new tires on his car?

He wasn't ready to re-tire.

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What was Jim's reaction when the other poker player wanted to deal the cards?

Well, it's not ideal.

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Why did Alan make sure his deck wasn't empty when he played with his kids?

He wanted to make sure he was playing with a full deck.

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