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Why did the family have their son set the dinner table?

It was the time of the setting son.

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What is the letter O called when it acts strange?

A weirdo.

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What do you call a story about a mouse that lives in 2 cities?

A Tail Of Two Cities.

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Who is not very good at match-making?

Smokey the Bear, because he doesn't like playing with matches.

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What did the table cloth say to the table?

Don't be concerned, I've got you covered.

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What do you call a company that efficiently arranges organ transplants?

An organized organ organization.

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What is a problem with the summer?

The weather is heading for a fall.

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What is it called when a person gets tired easily from being overweight?

Fatigue.

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What do you call someone who is always drinking coffee?

A caf-fiend.

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Why did Marsha like to read on the steps of the NY Public Library?

She believed that for meaning, you have to read between the lions.

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What do sales people do when they make big sales?

They have a sell-abration.

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Why did Betty need to call the dry cleaner where she had left her clothes?

She had a pressing question.

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