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What is a good name for a very aggressive soda can?

Ghengiz Can.

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What word describes a great car salesman?

He has car-isma.

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How do you say hello to the middle of the day?

High, noon!

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What gets larger as the things they represent get smaller?

The numbers associated with roads (highway 1 is larger than higher 4325)

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How did Patty feel about her wonderful female cat?

She was purr-fect.

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Now that the Peter bought a dairy farm, what will he do with it?

He'll milk it for all its worth.

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Why did the students love to learn how to spell?

Their teacher was spell binding.

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Why did the mathematician plant an apple tree?

He knew how to multiply, so in addition he wanted to be fruitful.

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What US city is named after soft drinks that Sara made?

Sarasota.

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What happened when Ben was stuck in traffic and missed his doctor's appointment?

It became a dis-appointment.

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What is used to lubricate the joints of a robot?

Elbow grease.

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How do you describe people who like good writing?

They are pro prose pros.

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