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Why didn't Gary want to walk too far for ideas?

Because then they would be far-fetched.

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What is ironic about Greenland and Iceland?

Greenland is mainly ice, and Iceland is mainly green.

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What's another way of saying that it seems that I have 4 pears?

It appears that I have a pair of a pair of pears.

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Why is sitting sometimes difficult?

You have to sit down and sit up at the same time.

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What do you call a veterinarian that used to be in the army?

A vet vet.

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Why was the keyboard unhappy?

Because its keys were always depressed.

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Why did it often rain when Bill was thinking with deep concentration?

Because he was brainstorming.

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What is the motto of people who keep to a strict budget?

We have a budget, and we won't let it budge.

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What is the name of a locksmith store where the locksmith has blond hair

Goldi Locks.

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What do you call a school with just a few students?

A minuscule mini-school.

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What is the condition called where a person is not allergic to cars?

Auto immune condition.

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What was the nickname of the orchestra conducter for the orchestra whose nickname was 'Heat'?

'Metal', because Metal conducts Heat.

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