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What word means both 'large' and 'disgusting'?

Gross

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How do you describe a bar that got bad reviews?

The booze got boos.

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If your dog is not telling the truth while it is sleeping, what should you do?

As the saying goes, let sleeping dogs lie.

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What kind of horse involves aching muscles?

A charlie horse.

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What do you call a story about a mouse that lives in 2 cities?

A Tail Of Two Cities.

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What can happen if a person has too much debt?

It can debt-inate.

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What is it called when you wave to someone with a small gesture?

A micro wave.

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What do you call it when someone is envious of another person's ability to be as flexible as Jello?

Jello-sy.

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What do air conditioning installers do to save space?

They get all their ducts lined up.

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What kind of arithmetic did Julius Caesar like?

Divide and conquer.

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How did the veterinarian know that the horse had a cold?

He heard it straight from the horses mouth.

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Did Arlene like the new vacuum cleaner?

She thought it sucks.

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