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What do call someone who is very stitious?

Superstitious.

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What spice doesn't need an expiration date?

Thyme.

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How did Frank's hitch-hiking trip go?

It went without a hitch.

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What colored letter does not want to wait?

Red D.

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What two letters indicate 'too much' of something?

XS

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Why did the rock band like playing on wide stages?

They liked having good bandwidth.

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What do longshoremen and medical secretaries have in common?

The both work at the docs.

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What do you call two siblings that are sleeping next to each other?

Nap Kins

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Where do you stay if you don't want to move?

You stay put.

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What US city has a name similar to this?

Little Rock

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Why did the philosopher become a locksmith?

He wanted to find the key to happiness.

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When the camp went camping, what did they call the group that got splinters?

The splinter group.

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