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On what kind of day does time seem to go slowest?

On a fast day.

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Do horse's owners put a lot in a horse's mouth?

No, just a little bit.

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When one spouse says, 'I've had it up to here', what can the other spouse say?

What is 'it' and where is 'here'?

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What is the most disrespectable aspect of the computer?

The cursor.

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What happened to Cynthia when she was in Hollywood and hit her head?

She saw stars.

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What is it called when the detergent is on the top shelf?

High Tide.

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Why did the husband and wife enjoy scuba diving together?

They liked the feeling of being in sink with each other?

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What did one boxer say to the other boxer?

Did you miss me?

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How did the American Indians feel about transporting things by travois.

It was a drag.

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Why was Fran getting sea-sick using her computer?

Because everything was on her sea drive.

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What day of the week do people get married on?

Wedding's day.

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What is a room that has mold called?

A mush room.

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