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Why didn't the actor work on Passover?

He couldn't have any roles.

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What did the Jones family say after they found their dog named Spot?

We spotted the spot where Spot was, by spotting his spot!

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Why did the prisoner try to break out of jail?

He figured that after all that jail time, he needed a break.

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What do you do when you see waves at a beach?

Wave back.

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How did Sam feel when he left the Far East?

He felt dis-oriented.

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How did the punster feel about making so many anatomy puns?

He made no bones about it.

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How much does marriage change a relationship?

It completely altars it.

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What 3 letters do you say when you realize something?

OIC

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Why did Betty put things on the kitchen scale at 1pm for 9 hours?

She wanted to measure them on a scale from 1 to 10.

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What is a price war and an advertising war between stores called?

Retailiation.

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Why did the mother love carry her child?

She started loving it when she carried him before he was born.

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Why was the conductor proud of the orchestra he started?

He was very instrumental in its formation.

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