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How do you teach a rope?

You pull on it until it becomes tight, and then it becomes taught.

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What happens to a person whose drinking leads him to committing crimes?

He goes from drinking bars to jail bars.

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What do you call two siblings that are sleeping next to each other?

Nap Kins

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What bank manager has a white horse near him?

The loan arranger has his horse Silver.

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What is it called when a person gets tired easily from being overweight?

Fatigue.

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How did Bill like making food on the grill?

It was grate.

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What are hotdogs called when they are cold?

Hotdogs.

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What does the word 'injest' mean?

To eat something while laughing.

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Why did the waiter in the restaurant need to calm down and have patience?

He didn't want people to say he couldn't wait.

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What do you call a tree with poems attached to it?

Poet tree.

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How did John like his job as a bartender?

He found it very pouring.

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How did Billy feel when he blew out the candles on his birthday cake?

He was delighted.

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