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How did Arnie feel when he slipped in the garbage dump?

He felt down in the dumps.

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What is an aunt that is a great cook called?

Aunty Pasto.

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How did Cindy feel about programs that weren't testable?

She felt they were detestable.

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Why did Bill's moving company shake the furniture as they moved it?

Because they wanted to be movers and shakers.

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When the nerve cell tells the muscle cell to contract, what is the muscle cell's reaction?

You have some nerve!

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What did Frank say when he wanted to tell someone how he felt?

I want to be Frank with you.

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Why did Joe, in his new job, feel like the wheels of a car?

He felt tired and under pressure.

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How did they describe the situation where the band's bass players were drunk?

The basses were loaded.

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Why did Max fire his accountant?

Because Max told him he wanted the business to be liquid, and the accountant thought he said 'liquidated'.

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What do sales people, bartenders, and baseball teams have in common?

They all have pitchers.

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What did it mean when the professional football players argued with the prisoners in a football game?

The argument had its pros and cons.

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What finger does a card-shark use to manipulate the card deck?

The in-decks finger.

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