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Why did Bill make a rocket made of wood-work?

Because he thought it would work.

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What's the difference between a couple who are dating and a fire?

When the couple goes out, it progresses. When the fire goes out, it ends.

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Why was Bob upset when he got a fine?

He didn't think it was fine at all.

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What is the disadvantage of a book having a cover?

You might be tempted to judge the book by it.

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Right after the Smith family moved to a new house, what did they find it required?

Out of the box thinking.

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How can you help people who are suspicious?

Change the first letter of suspicious from S to A, to make it auspicious.

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Where can one fall?

One can fall asleep, fall in love, fall down, fall ill, and fall into a trap.

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What does the Constitution have in common with balancing a checkbook?

Checks and balances.

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What did Billy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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What did the bike rider say to his friend after smashing into him by mistake?

I didn't expect to run into you here.

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What US city has a name similar to this?

Little Rock

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What do you call a roof made of seal skins?

A seal-ing.

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