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What can you say about the courtroom of Judge Alan Fier?

Each of his trials was a trial by Fier.

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What sauce can you use if you're behind in a race?

Ketchup.

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What is similar between the Amazon jungle and tennis?

The Amazon used to have cannibals and tennis has a can of balls.

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Why was Betty happy with the work of the seamstress?

It was sew good.

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What do you call a house where you go to become more aware?

A warehouse.

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How would you describe this?

Spring is in the air.

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What do you call a Hippopotomus that is a phony?

A hippo-crite.

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Why did Barry's tongue hurt so much?

Each time he felt like saying something wrong, he bit his tongue.

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What do you say to a bowl of kidney beans when you haven't eaten them for a while?

Where have you bean?

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What did Beth say when she saw icebergs from her boat?

I see icy ice seas.

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How did the mouse avoid the mousetrap?

He just squeaked by.

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After Joe's dog Spot ran away, why was his house cleaner?

Because it was Spot-less.

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