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What do you call dew that stays on the grass and doesn't disappear?

Resi dew that is over dew.

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What happened when the computer team's regression tests failed?

Things regressed.

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What is the difference between doing many things at once and being hit by a lot of taxes?

One is multi-tasking, and the other is multi-taxing.

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What type of cleaner pushes men away?

Deter gent.

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What is it called if a baseball pitcher throws a small model of an elevator?

An elevator pitch.

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What are rides for little cats called?

Kittie rides.

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What is a very strange flea market called?

A bizarre bazaar.

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What did the lottery operator do when a group of actors won the lottery?

She counted her lucky stars.

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What collection of animals gets its name from the sounds they make together?

A herd.

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Why did Jim and Beth take one evening a week from their family life to eat dates?

Because that was their date night.

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How many degrees does a wrong angle have?

We know it's not 90 degrees, because that's a right angle.

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What are examples of types of bread in a bakery called?

Roll models.

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