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How did the vegetarian feel about hotdogs?

They are the wurst!

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At what kind of table does one read the New York Times?

The Times table.

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What is one level below first class?

Kindergarten.

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Why are all shopping malls very similar?

You see one, you see the mall.

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What is something that many bathrooms don't have?

A bath.

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How is America similar to those who figured out how to make a bus that looked like a cylinder?

Column bus discovery

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Why did Jim eat steak when he was investing in companies?

Because he wanted a stake in the companies.

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In the body, what is between tendon B and tendon D.

Tendency.

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What do skyscrapers and libraries have in common?

They have a lot of stories.

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How did the small piece of wood feel when there was nothing to do?

It was a little board.

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How is the metric system similar to a guy going on a date?

They both involve a 'meet her'.

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What do palm trees and calendars have in common?

They both have a lot of dates.

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