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How do you compare the words Mercy (English) and Merci (French)?

Mercy is what one asks for, and Merci is what one says after getting it.

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What is a travelogue video about Berkeley called?

You See Berkeley

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What did the mid-wife say to the woman giving birth?

Grin and bear it.

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What did Barry say when he saw his neighbor put a muzzle on his dangerous dog?

Muzzle Tov!

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Since Jill was on a diet, why was she concerned that the math problems on the test were too easy?

Because they were a piece of cake.

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What was Samantha's reaction to the small flea market?

She thought it was a little bizarre.

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Why did Mr. & Mrs. Bear get divorced?

They couldn't bear each other anymore.

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What is a side-trip on a vacation called?

A detour on de tour.

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Why did Andrea want to date a writer?

She was looking for Mr. Write.

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What is the version of Arabian Nights that takes place in Rome?

Al-Latin.

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What is a soda with a dye in it called?

Dye it soda.

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What do you call a place where you can relax and sort things out?

A re-sort.

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