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What do you call a successful young man that hardly ever sleeps?

A son that never sets.

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When Ellie Smith married Darth Vader why did she feel things were going up?

She became Ellie Vader.

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What is the motto of people who keep to a strict budget?

We have a budget, and we won't let it budge.

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What was the result of the pig race?

The winner squeeked by.

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