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What is the person called who cleans the white board every day?

Chairman of the board.

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What do palm trees and calendars have in common?

They both have a lot of dates.

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Why did the bakery shoot their cake up in a rocket ship?

They want to say their cake is out-of-this-world.

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Why is it best to avoid jealousy?

Because it ends with lousy.

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How can you hold air?

By holding your breath.

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How did the teacher feel about the dry-erase white board.

He thought it was remarkable.

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What phone app helps you go to sleep for short periods of time?

The Nap App.

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Why did Joe like working in the spring more than the fall?

He didn't like being the fall guy.

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Why is a child's cry called a wail?

Because sometimes it seems as big as a whale.

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What is a child called that walks and talks?

A walkie talkie.

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Why was the baker happy?

Because he had all that he kneaded.

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Why did Jerry fly in a plane when he had a cold?

When he felt under the weather, he wanted to go over the weather.

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