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Why were Adam and Eve punished when they ate from the tree of knowledge?

They were told it was a no know.

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Why did the town call itself Vincible?

Because they knew that people want to be in Vincible.

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What did the cheese say when it was shredded?

I feel grate.

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What is a Tyrannosaurus Rex that is nervous?

A nervous Rex.

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Why did Mr. and Mrs. Beaver find it hard to get along?

Because they found each other so dam a-gnawing.

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Why did Jenny dislike her job as a stenographer?

Because her boss was a dictator.

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Why do chickens tend to have egg-streme political opinions?

Because they don't like being in the middle of the road.

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What is the origin of the word 'stain'?

It's a spot that is stayin' in the clothes.

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What is similar between getting off drugs and the day after Thanksgiving?

Cold turkey.

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What is the electric company in Qatar called?

Electric Qatar.

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When the tree was cut down, why did it not know how to react?

It was stumped.

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What state keeps track of their Dell computers?

Delaware

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