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What are the 2 most agreeable letters?

OK

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Why did Joe race Fred to the punch-bowl at the party?

He wanted to beat him to the punch.

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If bored people chose a leader, what would the postion be called?

Chairman of the bored.

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What would ticks be called if they were found on the moon?

Luna-ticks.

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What is ironic about a large lighthouse?

It's both a lighthouse and a heavy house at the same time.

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What happened when the teacher taught a class without preparing?

She prepared much better in the future, she learned her lesson.

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What is the most popular being in the sea?

The star fish.

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What did people call their activity of dashing things over the cliffs onto the rocks 100 yards below?

The hundred yard dash.

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What does an air conditioner and a hair conditioner have in common?

They both can make you feel cool.

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Why did Arnold use gloves when painting with red paint?

He didn't want to be caught red handed.

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What is the shadow of peapod called?

A podcast.

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Why wasn't Alan impressed with the running track inside of the windmill?

It was just run of the mill.

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