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What can you say about an old couch that was fixed?

It was in bad shape, but now it's recovered.

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Why did Billy find it so easy to climb walls?

Because he was so off the wall.

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Why did Andrea make beautiful drawings?

That's how she drew attention to herself.

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What do you call worrying about the complications of losing money in a real estate complex?

A complex complex about a complex.

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What kind of arithmetic did Julius Caesar like?

Divide and conquer.

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What was Maxine's reaction when the website asked her to refresh her internet browser?

She found that it was a refreshing experience.

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Why didn't Jerry want to buy a car without a clutch?

He regarded it as shiftless.

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What would ticks be called if they were found on the moon?

Luna-ticks.

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What French Queen did not advocate dieting?

Marie Antoinette said 'Let them eat cake.'

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What's does track & field have in common with a Polish bank?

They both have Pole vaults.

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Why don't elephants get upset very often?

They have thick skin.

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What happened when Max’s wife asked him to get plums from the grocery store?

He plum forgot.

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