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Why did the prophet need glasses?

He was far-sighted.

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What do you call a delicious English herring?

Yum kippers.

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Where does a mountain hiker sleep?

On bedrock.

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How do people sometimes feel when they are given the cold sholder?

Ice-olated.

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Why did the family have their son set the dinner table?

It was the time of the setting son.

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What is Denise's brother's name?

De Nephew.

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What does a lawyer and someone who gave up liquor have it common?

They both passed the bar.

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What do you have when you remove the red lines?

love

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Why did Bill start working at the factory that makes incense?

Because it made sense.

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How do you describe an exciting job in advertising?

It's an ad-venture.

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What is a good slogan for the Republican Party?

The elephant is relevant.

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How do you describe the protesters living in tents in front of City Hall?

A tent city in a tense city.

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