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What's a good name for a fish restaurant?

Salmon Enchanted Evening.

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When someone says something outrageous to you, why is it important to speak up?

Because otherwise it becomes in-rageous

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What do great track stars and confused people have in common?

They run around in circles.

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What does the word 'injest' mean?

To eat something while laughing.

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Why did Betty need to call the dry cleaner where she had left her clothes?

She had a pressing question.

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What do you call a bruise that one gets from falling on Halloween?

A boo-boo.

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When do you want to be put down?

When making an appointment.

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What vegetables were on strike?

The onions, because they were onion-ized.

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How do you compare the words Mercy (English) and Merci (French)?

Mercy is what one asks for, and Merci is what one says after getting it.

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What do sales people, bartenders, and baseball teams have in common?

They all have pitchers.

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What was James Bond's nickname when he travelled a lot?

Vaga Bond

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How did the elder people like the larger playing cards?

For them it was a big deal.

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