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When the tree was cut down, why did it not know how to react?

It was stumped.

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How did the spice feel when it were burned?

It was incensed.

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Why did Bill make a rocket made of wood-work?

Because he thought it would work.

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How did people feel when the Eastern and Western railroads met?

They were glad to make ends meet.

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What vitamin comes from the ocean?

Vitamin Sea.

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What is the hardest thing about making a sidewalk?

The cement.

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How do you describe someone who is no longer centric?

Ex-centric.

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When people asked Noah why he was building an ark, what did he answer?

Noah dea.

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What country is named after neck-wear?

Tie Land.

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How did the American Indians feel about transporting things by travois.

It was a drag.

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Why did Jerry expect to hear quacking after the air conditioning repair men left?

They said they were putting in new air conditioning ducks.

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Why did the dirty dishes in the sink feel connected to each other?

Because they were all in sync.

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