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Why was Bob concerned about the impression he made when he ran on the treadmill?

He didn't want people to think he was just a run of the mill guy

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How are governments sometimes similar to sunglasses?

Both of them can be polarized.

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Why did Arnold lie down next to bread in the bakery?

He wanted to be rolling in dough.

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What kind of animal tries to keep all the bushes to itself?

A hedgehog.

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What does a big fine for drunken driving have in common with English grammar?

Sin tax.

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What kind of exercize is not worth doing?

An exercize in futility.

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How do you describe someone who is no longer centric?

Ex-centric.

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Why did Bill avoid using sucking candies?

He didn't want to be considered a sucker.

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How does a doctor thank someone for referrals?

Thank you for your patients.

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What did the cat - whose name was Yow - say?

Me Yow.

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Why was the keyboard unhappy?

Because its keys were always depressed.

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What is a good name for a company that sells sprinkler systems?

Cease Fire (an actual name of a company)

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