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Why was Fred looking to join another acting company?

He was ready for the next stage.

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Why didn't the actor work on Passover?

He couldn't have any roles.

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Are outsiders allowed into the room called the 'well' in the Justice Department?

No, but it's just-as-well.

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What is the name of the rock band that sings about failure?

Rock Bottom

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What is the medical department at Google called?

Google Docs.

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How did Cynthia feel about the fact that pollen counts were low?

She felt that was nothing to sneeze at.

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Why did Sophia put on makeup?

She thought it was pretty imporant.

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What continent is named after ants?

Antartica.

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How do we know that a coincidence can be worth money?

The word coincidence begins with the word 'coin'.

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What is a trumpet made from a shoe called?

A shoe horn.

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What is another name for a frankfurter and beer?

Frank and stein.

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Why did Amanda stare at gifts before opening them up?

Her friends told her she should focus more on the present.

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