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How did the hardware store advertise hammers that break easily?

They are unbeatable.

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What do you call noodles that are very fresh?

New-dles

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If the animals on Noah's ark could play musical instruments, what would it be called?

An arkestra.

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When we feel blessed, why do we feel like singing?

Because the word blessing ends with the word sing.

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What do you call a camel that acts?

A drama-dary.

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What was the best advice that Benjamin Franklin ever got?

People told him to go fly a kite.

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What has four wheels and flies.

A garbage truck.

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What is special about the sentence, 'See, yes we can'?

The words mean Yes in Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew.

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What kind of boxes are similar to people who don't like card games?

Card bored.

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What did the mid-wife say to the woman giving birth?

Grin and bear it.

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What was Betty's reaction when the recipe called for stirring the batter?

She kept on stirring until she went batty and stir crazy.

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What does eating hot food and sneezing have in common?

They are both hot chews.

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