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Why is the name for the animal duck misleading?

Because when a hunter tries to shoots at it, it doesn't duck, it flies away.

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How are computer disk drives different than car traffic?

It's good when disk drives are backed up, but it's not good when traffic is backed up.

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What does Superman, Batman and South Africa have in common.

They all have a cape of good hope.

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What is it called when people argue about what to do with a rope?

This cord's discord.

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What do skyscrapers and libraries have in common?

They have a lot of stories.

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What is used to lubricate the joints of a robot?

Elbow grease.

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How do we know that the Almighty is a baseball fan?

His first book starts, 'In the big inning'.

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What letter and number combination precedes everything else?

B4

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What do employment recruiters and cannibals have in common?

They're both called head hunters.

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What do you call a veterinarian that used to be in the army?

A vet vet.

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What does a hiker sleep on?

A nap-sack.

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What day is just before a birthday?

Labor day.

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