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What do you call a bat that makes short, periodic dinging noises?

A dingbat.

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What is a hotel called that is named in honor of potatoes?

Suite Potatoes.

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What is a jacket without curves?

A strait jacket.

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What is this?

The leaning tower of pizza.

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What US city has 2 male children?

Tuscon, Arizona.

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What do you call a chemical that makes you laugh?

A comical chemical.

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What vegetable do people mention when they want to leave some place?

They say Lettuce Go.

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What phrase suggests that we should research potential marriage partners?

Check mate.

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Why is the centipede considered one of the strongest of insects?

It takes a while until it is on its last legs.

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What is the difference between Moby Dick and a blues band?

One is a blue whale, and the other is a blue wail.

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Why did the manager buy wrapping paper?

At the end of meetings he wanted to wrap up the meetings.

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Are there cows that can produce grape juice?

No, that's udderly ridiculous.

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