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What did the midwife say to the woman starting to give birth?

Please bear with me.

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Why didn't Billy mind being punished by staying alone in the class after school?

He felt like he was in a class all by himself.

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What is a cartoon of puppets on strings called?

Suspended animation.

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What hair style is named after the hair of a horse?

Pony tail.

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Why did Jill avoid slapping the bottom of the boulder in the park?

She didn't want to hit rock bottom.

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What is an arrangement with UPS, Fedex, or DHL to send a package called?

A package deal.

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What can you say about someone who travels with light beams stored in jars?

He packs light.

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What spice doesn't need an expiration date?

Thyme.

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What is the disadvantage of a book having a cover?

You might be tempted to judge the book by it.

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If the color of the White house is white, what is the color of a green house?

A greenhouse is transparent because its walls are made of glass.

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How did Lisa feel when she found that someone had pressed all the buttons in the elevator?

She found it depressing.

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What relationship involves the law of gravity at the center of the solar system?

The sun-in-law.

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