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Why did Maxine buy the more expensive bed?

It was bedder.

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When the class made a puppet show, why did they buy a bag of rolls?

Because each puppet had a different roll.

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What does a website have in common with a tightrope walker?

They're both online.

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Why did Lucy buy poppies from the florist?

It was Father's Day, and she bought flowers for her pop.

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What do you call heating oil that you pay for every month?

Term oil.

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How did the hardware store advertise hammers that break easily?

They are unbeatable.

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What can you say about a manager who enjoys firing people?

That he's playing with fire.

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What is a list of people from Czechoslovakia called?

A Czech list.

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What are batteries called when they no longer work?

Badderies

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Why did Mrs. Roberts have only large pots in her kitchen?

She was embarrassed to ask a store 'Do you have a little pot?'

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What are the best schools to learn about intravenous feeding?

The IV league schools.

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What kind of headlines do people not like to see?

The ones in their forehead, because it indicates worry and tension.

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