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How do you describe someone who is no longer centric?

Ex-centric.

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What would ticks be called if they were found on the moon?

Luna-ticks.

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When did the serfs in the Middle Ages sometimes enjoy their work?

When they were Serfing.

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Why did the leopard go the empty parking lot and go from one parking space to another?

It wanted to prove wrong those said it couldn't change its spots.

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How did Jack refer to the current day when he finished work?

He called it a day.

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What is the plural of why?

Wise.

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Why did Jerry expect to hear quacking after the air conditioning repair men left?

They said they were putting in new air conditioning ducks.

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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mount Everest?

It peaked his interest.

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Is it good to answer a question with a question?

Is there a better way?

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What was the slogan of the resort on the mountain?

Come up, and calm down.

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Why are the Patriot missiles kosher?

Because they have fins and chew their scuds.

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What phrase suggests that we should research potential marriage partners?

Check mate.

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