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What happened when the oil candle over Bill's bed fell on him while he was sleeping?

He woke up oily in the morning.

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What is built into the walls at Microsoft headquarters?

Microsoft windows.

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What do you have when you remove the red lines?

love

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What kind of room is a fungus?

A mushroom.

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Why did the politician take a part-time job as a cashier?

He wanted to learn more about change.

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What is it called when a homeowner tries to stop a foreclosure of his house?

House keeping.

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What does a big fine for drunken driving have in common with English grammar?

Sin tax.

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What is similar between a teenager with a credit card and a rhinoceros?

They are both dangerous when they are charging.

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Why didn't the small hotel want to let the motorcycle gang stay there?

The youth hostel didn't want hostile youth.

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How do you describe a fantastic egg?

Egg-cellent, egg-ceptional, and egg-stroadinary.

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What did Arnold like about geometry?

He thought some of the angles were acute.

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What is it called if someone thinks they can learn Torah by listening to Beatle music?

Beatle Torah.

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