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Why did the rancher find his horses difficult to control?

Because they were always horsing around.

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When Mark heard his friend say 'I saw her in this dress', why did he get alarmed?

He thought he said, 'I saw her in distress'.

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What room grows on a dead tree?

A mushroom.

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What is a knick-name for sharks?

Vicious fishes.

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How are governments sometimes similar to sunglasses?

Both of them can be polarized.

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How did the horses feel when they were moved to a different stable?

They felt destabilized

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What is a problem with the summer?

The weather is heading for a fall.

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Why did the singer stand on a key?

He didn't want to sing off key.

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Why was the conductor proud of the orchestra he started?

He was very instrumental in its formation.

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What is store that sells phones called?

A sell phone store.

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How do you wake up bread?

You make it rise.

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What fruit must get formally married?

Cantaloupe

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