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How do you describe a cow that is very particular about the food it eats?

It chooses its cud.

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Why did the head of the school demand respect?

It was the principle of the thing.

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What was Bill's reaction when someone approached him with a negative attitude?

He was non-plussed.

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Why did Jill often find it difficult to find her sneakers?

She suspected that it was because they were sneaking around the house.

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What does a party of hippies and a woman's hair brush have in common?

They both have a hair ball.

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Why did Joe like working in the spring more than the fall?

He didn't like being the fall guy.

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When Mark Gen was knighted, what kind of doctor did he automatically become.

Sir Gen.

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Why doesn't Clark Kent become Superman anymore?

He can't find a telephone booth.

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What 3 letters are very exciting?

XTC

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What are 5 tow trucks?

A foot truck.

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Where are the remnants of Noah's Ark kept?

In the Arkive.

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What kind of key can make you drunk?

Whiskey.

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