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What can you say about a bagel with a very large hole?

It's hole is bigger than the sum of its parts.

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Why did Bill bring money to bed?

Because he had been sleeping poorly.

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Why did Bill and Eddie start their company at the radar dish?

Because they wanted the business to be under the radar.

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Why did Amy avoid dating men who publish magazines?

She found they often had issues.

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What is an expert thief who is second in command called?

An accomplished accomplice.

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What is it called when a prisoner sends a text message?

Con-text.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because it was chicken.

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What can you take when you are hot?

You can take a shower, a bath, or a swim.

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What does Superman, Batman and South Africa have in common.

They all have a cape of good hope.

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Why did Nicholas's friends call him 'Nick'?

Because that was his nickname.

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What spice did Betty avoid adding to recipes?

Because she felt people didn't taste it, it was a waste of Thyme.

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Why didn't Gary want to walk too far for ideas?

Because then they would be far-fetched.

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