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How are kangaroos and rabbits different than other animals?

They are the most hoppy.

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What do garbanzo beans have in common with a sedative for chickens?

Chick peace.

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Who is not very good at match-making?

Smokey the Bear, because he doesn't like playing with matches.

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What would be the result if you used incense made from mushrooms?

A mushroom cloud.

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What do forests and clocks have in common?

Ticks.

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What room do bats live in?

The bat room.

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Why did Bill enjoy working in building demolition?

He thought it was a blast!

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When Jim made a party on his yacht, why did he try not to invite too many people?

He didn't want to go overboard.

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Where is restraint within us?

In hibitions.

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Why did Bill buy 2 pieces of chord, and gave one to his girlfriend?

He wanted to tie the knot.

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What do you call a group of cars that are flooded after a hurricane?

A car pool.

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What is someone who can keep a secret called?

A secretary.

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