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What did Mr. electric eel says to Mrs. electric eel?

You look absolutely stunning!

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Why is the centipede considered one of the strongest of insects?

It takes a while until it is on its last legs.

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Why did Arlene dislike washing the dishes?

It gave her a sinking feeling.

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Now that the Peter bought a dairy farm, what will he do with it?

He'll milk it for all its worth.

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Why did Jeff start rope climbing?

He wanted to learn the ropes.

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What sentence commemorates how Isaac, Jacob, and Moses met their wives.

Well, well, well.

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How were the untied shoes feeling?

They were fit to be tied.

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Where is a runner from when he stops running?

Iran.

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How did Jerry feel about missing out on the sale to learn kick-boxing for a year for free?

He could have kicked himself.

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What is the result of a person being cold to others?

He becomes ice-olated.

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Why was Betty concerned about people her age?

She felt there was a degeneration among the generation.

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If a calculator falls and cracks, can you still use it?

Sometimes, but you can't count on it.

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