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What do you call a fish that can't sing?

An out-of-tune a fish.

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What is the study of Noah's ark called?

Ark-eology.

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What is a good motto for a sausage company?

We make the best wurst.

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What is another name of the dot-com bubble that burst in 2001?

The com before the storm.

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What did the midwife say to the woman starting to give birth?

Please bear with me.

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How did Andy feel when the skin doctor cancelled his apppointment?

He felt irritated.

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Why did Sam put his shoes close to the fireplace?

When people say 'hot shoes', he says 'G-d bless you'.

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How did Cindy feel about programs that weren't testable?

She felt they were detestable.

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What vegetable has the best rhythm?

Beets.

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What did it mean when the professional football players argued with the prisoners in a football game?

The argument had its pros and cons.

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What does the sound of ducks and unsound docs have in common?

They are both quacks.

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Why did the philosopher become a locksmith?

He wanted to find the key to happiness.

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