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Why did Sam sing while he built houses?

He wanted to build them soundly.

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How did worms get onto Noah's ark?

They came in pears.

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What is candy in the shape of trains called?

Chew-chew trains.

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Why did Matt run in the desert?

For the big race, he wanted to make a dry run.

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When people asked Noah why he was building an ark, what did he answer?

Noah dea.

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Why should you be careful with things that seem great?

Because great begins with the word grey.

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What is the study of the family history of Genies called?

Genie-ology.

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What do you say about someone who buys cheap candy that causes them to gain weight?

Penny wise and pound foolish.

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What do you call an ambulance for alligators?

Gator Aid.

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How do we know that a coincidence can be worth money?

The word coincidence begins with the word 'coin'.

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What does the word 'injest' mean?

To eat something while laughing.

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What kind of carrots are worth their weight in gold?

24 karats.

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