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What time is this?

A quarter after 5.

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Why did Matt and Joan feel tension when the dishes weren't washed?

They felt out of sync when the dishes were in the sink.

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What is store that sells phones called?

A sell phone store.

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Why did the politician like to winnow grain on the farm?

He liked how it is spelled: win now.

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Why did Barry's tongue hurt so much?

Each time he felt like saying something wrong, he bit his tongue.

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When Mark got sick and couldn't play trumpet in the school band for a week, what did he do?

The doctor gave him a note that he couldn't play notes.

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How many degrees does a wrong angle have?

We know it's not 90 degrees, because that's a right angle.

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What do you call periodicals that discuss Make America Great Again?

Maga Zines

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On what floor of a building do workers grind wheat into flour?

The ground floor.

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Why is it so easy to feel relaxed while using the internet?

Because so many websites have 'dot calm' in their name.

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Why does hot weather seem so smart?

Because it has so many degrees.

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What did Beverly say to the nut platter?

You're all nuts!

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