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What is an intricate housing development called?

A complex complex.

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How did Andy feel when the skin doctor cancelled his apppointment?

He felt irritated.

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When is door not a door?

When it's ajar.

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Why do you really have to hand it to short people?

Because otherwise, they can't reach it themselves.

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Why did the waiter in the restaurant need to calm down and have patience?

He didn't want people to say he couldn't wait.

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What jail do bad jokes go to?

The pun-itentiary.

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Why did the city clean up it's large city dump?

Because people felt that its waste line was unsightly.

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Why can't one say that all Generals are good at what they do?

Because that would be a generalization.

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What school teaches about tea?

Universi-Tea.

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What part of the computer screen do you have to be careful about what it says?

The cursor.

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When the teacher said there's no such thing in English as a double positive making a negative, how did a student respond?

Yeah, right.

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What does Arthur wear when he drinks tea?

A t-shirt.

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