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What kind of music do fathers like?

Pop music.

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Did Betty know where her lost ring was?

Off hand, she didn't know.

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What vegetable do people mention when they want to leave some place?

They say Lettuce Go.

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Why does hot weather seem so smart?

Because it has so many degrees.

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What is the moment called when you decide if and how much you will tip a waiter?

The tipping point.

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What was the nickname of the orchestra conducter for the orchestra whose nickname was 'Heat'?

'Metal', because Metal conducts Heat.

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What do you call a mine that might be silver and might be gold?

Either ore.

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When someone says something outrageous to you, why is it important to speak up?

Because otherwise it becomes in-rageous

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What is it called when Charlie talked with his Grandmother every week?

Tele-gram.

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How did the teacher feel when he realized that no one was paying attention to him?

He felt like he was the chairman of the bored.

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What word and number indicate the winner of a race?

Won and 1.

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Why did Jim's friends buy him a 10-foot pole?

Now he has a 10-foot pole to not touch objectionable things with.

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