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What is a good name for a tanning salon for men?

Tan Gent.

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Why was the diver not so proud of diving into a bucket of water?

Compared to all his other abilities, it was only a drop in the bucket.

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What did the knot say when it was asked, "Are you untied".

It answered, "I am knot".

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What is a party where everyone is treated equally.

A democratic party.

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How did John like his job as a bartender?

He found it very pouring.

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What do dentists never tell their patients?

Keep your mouth shut.

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Why was the family alarmed when grandma got up from her rocking chair?

Because she was off her rocker.

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How is Jim doing at his new job hanging up clothes in the department store?

He's getting the hang of it.

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Why did Rose like the weekend?

Because the weekdays made her weak, and the weekend made her strong again.

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What did the king's wife say to the king?

Reign, dear.

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Why wasn't Joe able to get the bank's low-interest loan?

Because the bank had low interest in giving the loan.

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What happened when the oil candle over Bill's bed fell on him while he was sleeping?

He woke up oily in the morning.

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