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Why was Kay confused?

Because she didn't know if people were saying OK, or Oh! Kay!

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Why did Joe find it hard to get a date?

Because his attitudes were dated.

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Why did the people playing poker surround themselves with bushes?

They wanted to hedge their bets.

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What do cats sing?

Mew sic.

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What did Sylvia say when her lunch fell down a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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What do you call and aunt that doesn't like people?

Aunt Tipathy

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In music how much is a quarter note worth?

25 cents.

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When it comes to understanding things, what is the most important letter in the alphabet?

Y

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What did the math teacher try to convey to her class?

Everything has its pluses and minuses.

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What do you call a perfect egg?

Egg-selent.

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What is a tavern called that only serves chocolate liqueur?

A chocolate bar.

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Does therapy often cost a lot?

Yes, but you can keep the change.

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