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Why did Beth get so upset when there was only one straw left in the dining room, and someone else took it?

Because that was the last straw!

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What happened to the marionette puppet that misbehaved at school?

It was suspended.

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What do you call it when the CIA puts a bugging device in a flower pot in a factory?

A plant in a plant in a plant.

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What is it called if a person agrees in order to get something in return?

A greed.

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What symbol is written before it is pronounced?

The dollar sign.

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Why didn't Max like racketball?

He thought that people who played it were off the wall.

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What are the great-great grandparents of an ant called?

Ant-cestors.

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What happened when the electrician found his mind wandering?

He had a very shocking experience.

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What is a program called that tries to convince people to become doctors?

Indoctorinzation.

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How do you describe someone who has gotten use to being a little crazy?

Home on deranged.

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How did people react when Jim complained about his SAAB car?

They thought it was a SAAB story.

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Why did the factory that made car transmissions have problems?

Because their assembly line was make-shift.

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