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When Andy gave Meg the engagement ring, what playing card did Meg feel like?

The Queen of Diamonds.

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What would be the result if you used incense made from mushrooms?

A mushroom cloud.

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What did the people on the ship say when they saw Jack the pirate boarding their ship?

Hijack.

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What do you call a store that doesn't move?

A stationery store.

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How do you describe someone who is scared about a plane he is about to get on?

He has reservations about the reservation.

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What is the difference between giving something away for free and charging a fee for it?

The letter R.

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What did the waiter say when the customer sent the food back to the kitchen?

Thanks for the feedback.

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When Joe was very tired, why did he go to the police station?

Because he needed arrest.

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Why do we peel fruits and vegetables?

It makes them more appealing.

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What is the motto of the factory that makes canned food?

We can!

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What is a relative of an air pump called?

A pump kin.

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What collection of animals gets its name from the sounds they make together?

A herd.

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