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What is it called when a parrot chews off and swallows the weak end of a stick?

A weekend in parrots.

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What does a party of hippies and a woman's hair brush have in common?

They both have a hair ball.

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How did the geometry teacher feel when she saw her children teaching geometry to her grandchildren?

She felt that life had come full circle.

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What can you take, and still leave things where they are?

Take a walk, take a nap, take a look, take a break, take a picture, and take a shower.

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What letter and number combination precedes everything else?

B4

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What is a price war and an advertising war between stores called?

Retailiation.

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Why was the hot dog happy?

Because it was on a roll.

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What does a lumber mill have in common with a computer?

They both have logs.

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What did Goldie Jones call her lock company?

Goldie Locks.

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What is an Eskimo father called?

An ice pop.

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When did the serfs in the Middle Ages sometimes enjoy their work?

When they were Serfing.

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How do you describe a person's writing that has lots of verbs?

It re-verb-erates.

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