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Why are the tops of mountains called 'peaks'?

Because they peek at us from a distance.

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What is it called when a parrot chews off and swallows the weak end of a stick?

A weekend in parrots.

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Why did the CEO move the company from the 3rd floor to the 4th floor?

Because he wanted to take the company to the next level.

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What is it called when a very small child waves at you?

Micro wave lovin'.

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What is common with the words Human and Humor?

They both begin with a focus on the word 'You'.

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What did Bill say when Max wanted to kill a bug that landed on Bill's watch?

You're not going to do that on my watch.

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When Ellie Smith married Darth Vader why did she feel things were going up?

She became Ellie Vader.

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What is it like in a place where everyone lives in tents?

Intensity.

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What is something before it was redundant?

Dundant.

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Where did Maxine put all her bottles of water?

In the water closet.

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What kind of tea decreases a person's intelligence?

Stupida tea.

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What is a berry that doesn't tell the truth about its books?

A lie berry.

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