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Why did the tight-rope walker wear warm shoes?

He was concerned about getting cold feet.

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Where is restraint within us?

In hibitions.

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What happened to the marionette puppet that misbehaved at school?

It was suspended.

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What did Joan do after she attached her schedule to a helium balloon?

She didn't know, because her plans were up in the air.

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When Emily was on a diet, what were the slowest days?

The fast days.

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What do baseball players do if they feel bad they didn't win the Pennant race?

They do Pennants Penance.

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What is the message of a clock with wings?

That time flies.

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What fruit must get formally married?

Cantaloupe

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What is the difference between Moby Dick and a blues band?

One is a blue whale, and the other is a blue wail.

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Why did the athlete's manager have him take trains instead of planes?

He felt he could use all the training he could get.

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What is the result if you combine a sweet pie and a sharp onion?

You get an O-PI-NION that is both sweet and sharp.

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How did light bulbs get their name?

They are not heavy.

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